#tangledmaximus

[yourehereforeverassassin-blog]

//Can I just say how amazing you are, can I? I swear I'm always laughing about something you post.. ^^ Thanks...

[[MORE LIKE I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS aww gosh, thank you so much! Having you on my dash is a pleasure and I’m glad I could make you laugh in some way or another!]]

[devilservant-blog]

tangledmaximus started following you.

—  "Oh... A free mount?"

[bjartskular-drottningu]

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(( <3 We’ll have to thread sometime! Horses and dragons, oh my. ))

[sweatyheir-blog]

tangledmaximus

The hoofbeast looks uncomfortable and completely out of place to you. Its a very worrying thought to see humans being so callous to the majestic creature. The humans, talking so crassly about taming the beast, cause your heart to well up in strong anger.

In one of your trademarked rages, a fist connects with the face of the nearest human, knocking him out cold against the ground. Being of an unremarkable sort, the offending crowd scatters, leaving only you, the hoofbeast, and the unconscious man you just knocked out.

EQUIUS: D--> Oh shoot

EQUIUS: D--> Pardon my language

EQUIUS: D--> But you appear to be injured

EQUIUS: D--> Let me help

[yourehereforeverassassin-blog]

aterriblesouvenir replied to your post: “I’ve compiled a list of Connor and Ezio aka the ASSASSIN DADS’...”:

Adopt all my characters. All of them. I don't care that one of them is a pink horse and another is thousands of years old. Also if it helps I'm threading with ezio on all my accounts damn it lily

They'll take em both and Connor will braid the hair of all of them tbh. Lily must be stopped.

tangledmaximus replied to your post: “I’ve compiled a list of Connor and Ezio aka the ASSASSIN DADS’...”:

//Do you need a horse?//

Connor doesn't simply because he's accustomed to traveling on foot but he loves horses! EZIO ON THE OTHER HAND DOES BECAUSE HE'S WEAK...YOU KNOW, FLYNN RIDER WAS ACTUALLY BASED OFF EZIO, WITH REGARDS TO BOTH APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY SO THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING

felclspar replied to your post: “felclspar replied to your post:I’ve compiled a list of Connor and Ezio...”:

thats why i can trust them.......... they can probably handle the sheer amount of Rude that flies out of his mouth

They'll be able to handle the rude son they'll buy him a pony to calm him down. Ezio'll be like he got it from you Connor look at what you did.

[trustinhumanity]

Cue loud gasp... "Future horse! Stop hitting on Heichou's dead friendzoned woman, don't you see he's going to kick me because of you?!"

[rushifua]

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// Homura and Maximus the horse. I like the idea already. We should figure something out.