So yesterday morning I was feeling gender dysphoria, cause of transphobic family member. So to cheer myself up i wrote this. I hope it also helps anyone else feeling dysphoria rn
Gentle note, that this is very self indulgent, and it reflects mostly what I'd look for in comfort
Characters included: Morgott, Mohg, Varré, Rennala, Rykard and Tanith, Blaidd, Marika, Radagon, and Godwyn and Fortissax.
I'll do a second part to include Maliketh, Radahn, Kalé, Ordovis, Godfrey, Gideon, Godrick, and maybe my OC Ravis.
Someone intentionally deadnames, and misgenders you infront of your Elden Ring lover(s)
Morgott
Morgott has pretty thick skin. He's used to insults, and sneers thrown his way. He can take a lot of disrespect unfazed. And with you to reassure, and praise him? Nothing really gets to him anymore.
The moment someone has the audacity to disrespect you however? Especially if they target your gender dysphoria purposefully.
It would take a divine act of the greater will to stop him from putting the offender in their place, or you holding him back, should you wish to avoid violence.
Morgott is not one to throw around his power, and title as Lord of Lyndell so casually. But for you he'll take advantage of it's privilege to make sure the offender pays for their insult.
Expect extra attention for as long as your dysphoria eats at you.
Morgott will be with you constantly, well more than usual. Mother hen mode has activated.
He'll offer as much of gender affirming praises that you need.
He'll take you into his arms and trail kisses along the parts of yourself you may feel uncomfortable with.
Morgott would wrap you so gently around his tail, and bring you flush against his chest as he whispers everything he loves about you in your ear.
"Allow none to tell thee who thou art. And should they yet persist, I will be by thy side, always, to ward those vermin away."
Mohg
The person that disrespected you has now permanently volunteered for, the very available position, of bloodflame incantation test dummy. The new recruits will be very pleased :)
Mohg will show the offender no mercy, and will let you choose whether they die quickly, or slowly.
If Varré is part of the relationship, he will carry out the deed. Should you prefer the offender to die quickly, Varré will "accidentally" make them suffer.
Mohg would be quick to wash your dysphoria away.
He'll bring you close, using his wings to shield you from everything else. He'll trace his claws gently across your cheeks before cupping your face in his hands. He brings his face close to yours, your breaths mixing, and traces his tongue over your lips and across your face then finally to your ear. Where he'll whisper to you gender affirming praises, among other praises ;)
Anytime he mentions a body part of yours he likes, he'll give it a gentle caress before giving it a teasing squeeze.
"My dearest consort. Should any dare slander thy name, allow them no mercy."
Varré
The offender will know immediately they fucked up. Whether you notice Varré's menacing aura behind you, depends on how murderous he's feeling that day.
You know for a fact that the offender wont live to see tomorrow.
Varré will take his sweet time showing the offender the error of their ways. Should you be feeling especially dysphoric, however, he'll deal with the offender quickly.
Regardless of how fast they're dealt with, you won't see it. Varré prefers to make sure you see only the best sides of him, even if you already know what he's capable of.
When you do see him again, he'll be nice, and clean. Ready to take you in his arms.
He'll whisper praises to you as he pets you gently with one hand, and holds one of your hands with his other.
He'll have also brought you a bouquet of roses. Some of which he'll remove the thorns from so he can adorn you, without pricking you.
"My sweet little Lambkin. You are a radiant rose, and should any wish to pluck you, show them your thorns."
Rennala
Rennala cant imagine why anyone would disrespect you in such a way. You, her dearly beloved, who she holds so close to her heart, deserves not a second of this insult.
She's the most civil than anyone else on this list, but by no means does that imply that the offender will not know the full might of the Carian Queen, and the majesty she conjureth.
Once the offender is put in their place, whether that be 6 feet under, or much deeper to be worked to the bone in the mines, is up to you.
Rennala will hold you to her, resting your head comfortably on her chest. She'll sing to you until you're fast asleep.
She'll set all her work aside for the rest of the day, so she may spend time with you. Rennala wants to make sure that the offenders words are out of your mind, for they hold no merit.
"Rest my dearest. Tomorrow thou shall awake stronger than before. For it is another day the land bows to the majesty of thy soul."
Rykard, and Tanith
They're already plotting the offenders demise. There is no escape from their fury.
Rykard is quick to distract you while Tanith is busy attending to some... urgent business :)
Pre-devour Rykard will pull you to his chest, and plant kisses on your face, his beard tickling you. He'll make sure you know how much he loves you. Whether it be from praises, or his wandering hands, and lips.
Post-devour Rykard will have you safely snuggled on his body like a heated nest.
Although he is insecure about his voice, he knows you would never mean any harm or disrespect against him, so he'll do impressions for you to make you laugh. Eventually you'll forget about the offender.
Once Tanith returns, you'll notice her loyal Crucible Knight is suspiciously absent. You'll quickly forget your observation as Tanith joins you by your side.
Her arms slips around your waist, and her mask is set aside. She'll place a gentle kiss on your cheek, and then another on your lips.
The three of you will engage in whatever conversation catches your fancy. The rest of the day is spent in eachothers company.
"A true family stands by thy side, and supports thee through thick and thin."
"Should you find that to not be the case, then do not hesitate to leave, and find your true family. Family is not given, it is earned."
Blaidd
Blaidd is quick to correct the offender, thinking they were unaware of your real name, and gender.
Once he catches on that it's intentional, Blaidd's demeanor quickly changes. He serves them a chilling threat. His size, and fangs are suddenly more noticeable to the offender.
This alone would cause most to scurry with their tails between their legs, but should the offender foolishly stand their ground, they'll meet the unfortunate end of Blaidd's sword.
After the offender is dealt with, Blaidd will tell you to pay no heed to their words.
He'll take your hand in his large ones, and you'll both continue with your journey together.
You'll notice Blaidd saying your name more, and taking more opportunities to use your pronouns, should you use any.
If you're still feeling dysphoria, he'll settle down to rest with you. Discarding most of his armor so he can pull you to his fluffy chest, knowing full well how you adore being surrounded by his soft warmth.
He'll also opt to play games with you. Such as hide and seek, fetch /hj, sparring, or any other games or activities you have in mind.
Many may find it childish, but Blaidd doesn't care. If it makes you happy why force yourself to give it up just because you're an adult?
Besides there are plenty of adult activities he'd be more than willing to participate in ;)
"Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't be, my love. Who are they to decide that? I like to picture it this way. If it sounds like something Seluvis would say, then I know it's full of shite."
Marika
It doesn't matter who the offender is, they just made the biggest mistake of their life, and most likely the last.
Marika is always so patient, and sweet with you, that it's really easy to forget how cruel, and cold she can be.
The offender will be executed for sure. Whether it's a public, or private execution will depend on you. Marika values, and respects your input, and since this concerns you, she wants to include you in that decision.
If you have the negotiating skills of a god, and are able to convince Marika not to have the offender killed, she'll demand that they receive a fitting punishment.
She'll have you decide on the punishment, but if you decide to let her choose, know that whatever she picks is final, and will be much worse than whatever you could imagine.
She expresses a lot of her love language in acts of service, so she feels that punishing the offender, is an ample display of her affection for you.
However, if you express otherwise, or the offenders words still ail you? Expect high praise, gifts, affection, and whatever you desire. She'll spoil you more than she usually does.
"Never lower thyself to the level of those who spit at your feet. Thou will only break thy back."
Radagon
Radagon is genuinely very shocked that someone that stupid even exists. First of all, to even have the audacity to disrespect you period. Second of all, to do so with him present? He severely doubts the offender has a will to live.
Just like Marika, it's so easy to forget what Radagon is capable of. He's so loving, patient, and approachable with you, that when he does a 180, it always takes you by surprise.
Unlike Marika, he will consult you on the offenders fate from the get go. However, whatever you choose know that he will not let the Offender slide too easily, no matter how merciful you may choose to be.
Whatever the offenders fate, he'll make sure that you don't take the offenders disrespect to heart.
Radagon would do absolutely anything to reassure you, and get your mind off it.
He doesn't usually spoil you as rotten as Marika would, but makes exceptions when you're feeling especially down, or dysphoric.
He will be at your beck and call. Whatever you ask for, he'll personally do. Whether it be to get you something, a massage, praises, or affection. He'll do it with purpose, and passion.
He'll also take you on walks through nature, as he believes it can be soothing to the soul. If you wish to eat, he'll somehow already have a picnic spot ready for you.
Radagon is a devoted lover.
"Turn thy head away, and look at me. Without thee, the sun will never shine the same, and the very winds will change it's course. Thou art a force of nature, and the world would be emptier without thee."
Godwyn, and Fortissax
(Some inspiration from @/prismatic-starstuff thoughts on Godwyn's temper. You are gods send, and i really appreciate you! Check out their blog, it's hella awesome!)
Some, especially foolish, people may mistake Godwyn as a pushover. He's kind, gentle, and patient with all he meets. That kindness should not be mistaken as weakness, as anyone who's seen, the very rare instances of Godwyn's anger.
The quote from the wiseman's fear, about the anger of a gentle man, fits Godwyn well.
Whoever disrespected you in front of not only Godwyn, but also Fortissax, has a bigger death wish than any of the other offenders on this list.
Who looks at the lover of not just a demigod, but also a notorious dragon, and goes "Yeah, Im gonna shit on that person in particular"???
The offender is either dead on the spot, or later to spare you the scene. (The former is more likely)
Fortissax genuinely doesn't understand those that don't know to mind their own business, especially on matters that dont concern them.
It also doesn't understand the discourse on gender identity either. If someone states how they identify, how difficult is it to respect that? It can think of an endless amount of things more difficult. Like trying to avoid it's sisters wrath when it knows it's done fucked up, like that one time. Fortissax shudders at the memory.
It'll tell you not to pay anything to the offenders words. Their words have no worth, and shouldn't plague you.
If Fortissax does notice it still bothers you, It'll offer to nap with you. Sleep usually helps it when something is on it's mind, so it'll take you in it's large clawed hand, and hold you gently to its chest, or neck. Or just this once, should you insist, it'll allow you to lay on it's warm snout.
Don't tell a soul, especially Lansseax, she'll never let it hear the end of it.
Godwyn will set aside a few days to spend quality time with you, and Fortissax.
He'll also offer to write you poetry should the offenders words still bother you.
He will write an entire book of poetry on how wonderful you are if he has to. He wants you to see yourself the way he does.
He'll hold you close as you both cuddle against Fortissax, the dragon already having it's arm trapping you both to it's chest.
Godwyn will kiss every inch of you, gender affirming praises whispered in-between. His hands wandering wherever his lips are not. He'll worship you.
Once he's satisfied, and you're feeling better, he'll take a nap with his lovers.
"What wisdom wouldst a blinking idiot with their head in the ground offer thee? Scowl upon them, and move on. Waste not a moment more."
"Thy radiance outshines the very sun, and eases mine eyes so that I may look upon thee. The moon wanes in thy presence, it's magnificence second only to thee. I may be known as golden, but without thee I am as dull as copper, for thou art my glimmer."