Was it over? Was this bullshit finally done?
Zapp had spent the last several days or so trying his damn hardest not to get himself killed. There was no way in hell he stood a chance fighting any of these monsters considering he could only use barely a fraction of his powers, nor did it help that he really didn’t have the best of skills when it came to fighting. So unfortunately the only option left with him was to run; run as fast and as far away as he can from all this nonsense. For being in a completely different world it really didn’t seem all that different from Hellsalem’s Lot. Amidst the panic and need to survive he wonders if he’d find any of the other members of Libra around here. As far as he knows there are plenty of others out in the streets dealing with these bastards, so if anything there was a chance.
He soon finds himself hiding out in a public restroom - hoping and praying that things will finally chill out. What seems like hours soon pass, the fighting out in the streets gradually dying down, and before you knew it everything just sounded calm. “ Is that it? ” he thinks to himself. Takes a moment but Zapp soon hears the usual hustle and bustle of city life outside. A sigh of relief escapes him and his anxieties soon melt away, though in place of that comes the all-too familiar feeling someone gets from holding it in for way too long. Thankfully he’s in a public restroom so this is really of no concern to him. And so begins a rather lengthy battle between one man’s bowels and the toilet in which he sat on.
A brand new nightmare was soon forming, the stench from his stall accumulating into what can only be describe as a Death Cloud™. Thankfully for the rest of it seems to quickly dissipate as if some divine being decided to do us all a solid and prevent this from venturing out into the public. And while the rest of us were saved Zapp unfortunately found himself in what can only be described as a bathroom Greek tragedy; realizing there wasn’t a single damn roll of toilet paper in this stall at all.
“ HELLOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!?!?!?! I NEED HELP!!!! ”
@tanrosei
