#tantacles anon

[johobi]

YOU ARE BACK OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💕❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖💖 glad this blessing blog is active again babe 💞💞💞

luffles424 said: I’m glad you finally got your account back!! 💕💕💕(Maybe they were purposely waiting for you to do the work for a new rev blog first cause they’re jerks lmao)

re-sugance said: HOLY SHT WELCOME BACK QUEEN 😭💕 super stoked to see you back on your main blog!!

mrsmin88 said: You are back were you belong 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 welcome back home ❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous said: OMGGG WELCOME BACK BBY!!!! 💕💕💕

yoonfilth90 said: I'm just so happy to see this account back after FOREVER!!!! 💜 

Anonymous said: I'm over the moon for the fact you're back, baby!!! ♡ - tantacles anon

Anonymous said: Thought I was hallucinating when I saw johobi and johobirecs in my following list. Welcome back omg what a ride!! - 🌹 

Thank you to each and every one of you for such a warm welcome back!!! I still can’t believe it. ;;; I’m so overcome with happiness and motivation and love for you all and it’s gonna be a good year i know it!!!!   

[johobi]

JIMIN YOU WANT WHAT???? YOU BETTER DREAM HOMEBOY, SHE'S "HIS HUMAN" NOW 😏😏😏 - tantacles anon

“I’m sure he doesn’t mind me merely voicing it,” Jimin disregards your zeal. However, when he catches Yoongi skewering him with a glare so molten it could curdle milk, he backpedals rather swiftly. “Fleeting thoughts, y’know. That’s all it was. I don’t really wanna see if I can spit-roast her from both ends–wait–”

Yoongi is on his feet. A groggy Y/N hangs from one of his slimy, waist-wrapped appendages like a lone bauble decorating a very sparse and angry Christmas tree. “Repeat that, please.”

“I-I was just joking,” Jimin soothes, palms out. His tentacles droop in deference. “I learnt that word from some humans. I don’t know what it means,” he lies.

Yoongi knows that Jimin knows that he knows he’s lying, but he also can’t afford to expend what little energy he possesses post- his morning mating session to discipline the mischievous maverick. He needs it for later. 

Therefore, he sits. And continues to glare.

[johobi]

Okay, so I didn't want to disturb you with messy asks composed of pretty much only screams of your name and expressions of excitement / love for your powerful mind, but!!! As always my eyes have been silently glued to your blog and overall activities, because I find so much solace in your presence... it has become kind of therapeutic. Plus you're a master of words, interesting, entertaining AND pretty as heck, (googles "how to not fall in love") so it's always a pleasure following you! 1 -

Honestly I’m SO EAGER to read everything you have in store for us, the next chapter of wylei will put me six feet underground cause that story is one of my weak spots and the passion / attention to detail / perfect descriptions and great storytelling you infuse into it will forever ruin me, so goodbye to my sanity. I JUST SAW THE LAST DIG DEEPER PREVIEW AND JO!!! I SWEAR I YELLED OKAY THE SOFTNESS?? THE SUBTLE DOMESTICITY THE TANTACLE GRABBINH???!!!! THE SIGHS! CAPTAIN NAMJOON!!!!! AGSKLSLJ! - 2

I WON’T SAY ANYTHING MORE CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO SCREAM AGAIN just know I’m so grateful for all the work you put into this and so happy to have found you. Okay, time to stop being a sap, have a good day honey! - tantacles anon

Tantacles anon you have truly warmed my heart ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; how can you say so many nice things and aim that at me!!!! *Googles “how not to fall in love back”* i mean ;;  I don’t see any of that in myself but if you do i’m beyond elated ಥ_ಥ 

I really hope you enjoy both WYLEI 11 and Dig Deeper, i’m pouring my soul into this stuff. Idc how irrelevant some people find fanfiction, all my love and creativity goes into this and i’m so glad it shows!!!  It’s a labour of love and obsession LOL. 

YASS CAPTAIN NAMJOON!!! He’s such a kind-hearted sweetie pie ;-; and so knowledgable ;-; and he loves wildlife in this fic as much as he does irl ;-; Namjoon and his alien specimen collection :’((( STOP 

It’s lovely to hear from you again my sweet, i hope you’re doing exceedingly well and that life is being kind to you. If not, i’m coming to kick its ass!!! 

[johobi]

DID YOU JUST SAY FUXK JUNGKOOKL????!!?!?!?!? YOU GOT ME SCREAMING JO - tantacles

Hahaha yes, fuck Jungkook!! I got angry re-reading 10 lmao. I felt objective enough after not having read WYLEI for so long that it hurt me. TASTE OF MY OWN MEDICINE

[johobi]

TAUTENED ABDOMEN, SWIVELLING HIPS, TRANSPARENT GLOOP AND A BIG DIRTY MOUTH??? AND THAT'S "ONLY" NAMJOON?????? This is going to be the time my mermaid obsession will be exceptionally well fed and I'm going to build a shrine in your name, Jo. Plus, don't EVER feel pressured. I love you, I think we all do, and we know sometimes life can get in the way of the things we feel good doing. Take your time, you deserve it, honey. ♡ - tantacles anon

:DDDDDDD i lOVE YOU TOO TANTACLES ANON your asks always brighten my day!! Yes Namjoon is a dirty, dirty boy. So is Hoseok and Jin, who will also feature briefly. 

Thank you darling, I am taking my time with this one and this is my fourth day writing, finally rediscovered daily consistency. Life stuff hasn’t helped, but procrastination was also a huge weight on my shoulders before. I’m getting it somewhat under control. ^^

[johobi]

YES TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU JUST WROTE ON DD. I AM A WH*RE FOR THE "ALL THE GROUP OF FRIENDS IS IN LOVE WITH ME / WANTS ME / CHERISHES ME BUT MY HEART BELONGS TO ONE (1) MAN!!! BUT SOME FLIRTING AND EXPLORATIONS AND... ""ACCIDENTS"" (PLEASE WATCH ME WHILE I UNDRESS OR LISTEN IN/SPY WHILE ME AND MY MAN ARE HAVING SEX) IS ALL I WANT IN THIS LIFE. - AN OVEREXCITED TANTACLES ANON

ALKJDALWJ ME TOO BUT I DON’T WANNA GO TOO OVERBOARD OR PEOPLE WILL GET SICK OF MY SHIT SO IM GONNA TRY AND LIMIT IT TO LIKE, 3 OF THEM LOL. You can count on the flirting/explorations/accidents tho. ;)))) WE ARE ALWAYS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH!!!!

[johobi]

The Truth Untold really took the life out of me. I'm listening right now to every song with translation in hand and I'm so freaked out that I'm almost peaceful I don't even know what they're doing to me. I'm a mess. - tantacles anon

i know i’ve gone thru the ringer of joy and excitement to such an extent i’m just dead now you might as well bury me bc i won’t be getting up from the floor ever again

i can’t even think about translations yet i need to reacquire the ability to read first after i sleep. whenever that will be. hopefully some time in the next week

[johobi]

So now we know Jungkook's dick smells like baby lotion. -tantacles

LOL I know I keep seeing that pic with captions suggesting it’s so cute he uses it but it’s like… did you think deeper about what he uses it *for* 😂

I should add that detail to a fic in future for sure😁