FUCK
Today I'm going to walk around my house naked...all day long. Because I fucking can. Maybe I'll even throw on some loud music. I'm thinking Tarbox Ramblers or even some old Sex Pistols. It's going to be fucking loud.
I'm going to let it all hang out. My white legs, my skinny arms, my absence of a six-pack, my tongue. I'm going to be right in your fucking face. Maybe I'll even make a mohawk.
I will be sending thoughts to Fabio or Fucknut or whatevever the fuck these models are called, wishing I will never be like them, working hard to never be politically correct, to always have tobacco-stained teeth and a broken nose from lost bar fights.
I will devote my living days to be mentally and physically unattractable to the women who like those little fucking chihuahuas and shitty talent shows with fucking anorexic models who'll never make it anywhere anyhow.
I will follow my fucking desires, not waste a penny on saving up for old age or a new burglar alarm for my house. Come take my shit, it's worthless anyway.
I will no longer listen to your fucking crap about how I am supposed to live, and what I am supposed to approve of. Your big white straight teeth make me want to throw up all over you.
Fuck off and let me be me
Have a nice fucking weekend everyone