[SGA] 1.12: The Defiant One
Watched with the @stargatevp gang.
Dammit Rodney don’t let go of the controls
Oooh, a sattellite… It’s so shiny. Let’s steal it.
No! Don’t go towards the sound! It sounds wraith-like.
Jfc, guys no.
*sighs* why do these boys always go towards the danger??
Like, was the a pre-req for going to atlantis nobody bothered to mention?
“we’ll be fine” famous last words.
“remember where we parked” ohmygod, I will never be able to take mom seriously again ever.
Rodney needs better self preservation instincts, thats for sure.
I mean, we know that John’s more than a wee bit crazy…
“Let’s go take a look” John, no.
Call it paranoia, call it premonition, call it: “Liz knows how dumb those boys are”
*sighs* This whole ep, for me, is pretty much “John, no.”
Like, sg1. I stg, ever ep is pretty much “Daniel, no, do not” and Daniel dpong what he shouldnt.
Spider webs… Hmm… wonder if spiders are secretly aliens who can travel via the vaccum of the void?
*sighs* Rodney, when will you learn, plan for the worst.
“Major are you trying to scare me to death?” Foreshadowing. That was foreshadowing, right there.
This is what happens when you leave half your squad at home, and just take two nerds plus John to fly the jumper
pretty sure I can make a drinking game out of every time somebody touched something they shouldn’t have…
@stargate-stargate: “You would not survive" like, try me.
“You’re going to kill me anyway.” At least the kid isn’t stupid.
ohmygod, why do people always cloak puddlejumpers in the desert like it’s a good plan
SAND. SAND EVERYWHERE
John sayng he can be pretty fast is hilarious.
Rodney has a brain, but damn, he’s gonna murder John later.
I cant be the only one who thinks Rodney is planning to murder John in his sleep… right?
“What are you Captain Kirk?”
“You know they eventually die, right?”
Jfc I love him.
“That’s my ship you’re messing with, I’d like it back.”
I also want to know where he got his sunglasses. They’re awesome.
Uh oh. It’s playing dead.
John, no.
Wraith dude looks both tired and grumpy.
Rodney playing nursemaid is adorable and wonderful bc it shows his human side
“Round 1 was a draw.”
Jeez, I wonder how much sand wound up in his pants after rolling down that hill.
Wait. That came out wrong.
John, no. Bad idea.
omg you just gave away your position and wasted a perfectly decent grenade.
What is wrong with you, why would you waste a perfectly good grenade?
they make a lovely boom
@trisarathops: “could have been in mensa, eh?“ (im now dead of laughter)
like, i’m pretty sure his survival instincts are damaged. He’s pretty, and math-smart, but like… idk, his internal danger compass is broken?
Oh he had to say that bit about the Wraith hacking the Jumper.
I stg John jinxed himself
Jfc, that’s gonna hurt. John, no;
What did you think he was doing a minute ago? Poking his watch?
This is a prime example of “I did not think this through!
oh ffs stay down already
Use his hands?? Bro, no, i dont think thats how the tech works
John, we do not bring knives to a wraith fight. We bring guns!
“Now what?” “Reload!”
Rodney looks so badass rn.
“McKay?” “Still here!” Yes, yes you are. :D
Um, John, is the field still up? don’t walk into it. again.










