archaeologists are like cats. they never stay where you put them.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@stargate365
archaeologists are like cats. they never stay where you put them.
On September 15th, 2017 the Cassini spacecraft will end its 20-year mission by diving into the atmosphere of Saturn.
Goodnight, Cassini.
rodney mckay + one-liners (happy birthday, david!)
Happy International Women’s Day
perhaps she will be the one you follow into battle
Happy International Women’s Day
“ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ɪs ʟᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’s ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴀʀᴋ.” || 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉, 𝑜𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎!
see you space cowboy
On September 15th, 2017 the Cassini spacecraft will end its 20-year mission by diving into the atmosphere of Saturn.
Goodnight, Cassini.
Stargate Origins: 1.10
We’re all officially screwed now.
That poor baby is going to die. I just want to kidnap her and take her to Kheb. ;w;
“When you least expect it” #snogsession
Ohmygod Kasuf! “What the fuck? Come on!”
Yeah, no. Stupid man. Cat is serious about killing you.
Yas Queen! Eva my lady! I knew you could do it! …and now you’re dead. dammit.
C’mon Mama Aset. You’re a mom, you can be kind. I know it. Moms are amazing!
Huh… This explains why they have no knowledge of the gate and abydos and everything. I did wonder if they were gonna loose their memories.
Oh. My. God. Aset. ASET.
Aset founded the SGC to destroy the goa’uld.
I CANNOT EVEN. #screamingintothevoid
But… wait… she’s not whammying James… oh fuck. He’s gonna die.
TAKE THE BABY WITH YOU GODDAMMIT.
Fucking Serqet. Why did you have to be such a goddamn snitch.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN Wasif and Motawk are going to be Ra’s newest guards?!?!?! #screaminginrage
I DEMAND A DO-OVER
Nooo. James! This isn’t fair.
;w; my heart is broken…
Stargate Origins: 1.09
To the cave!! (But not the bat cave)
Sneaky prof lying to both sides
Whooo! Road trip!
To beneath Nagada!
Cat, I love you, but I don’t think they have a concept of slavery… Or at least, not until Ra comes back.
...jfc they’re gonna have to bury the gate, aren’t they.
“Why does he keep holding your hand?”
Wasif is totally lying through his teeth.
Local custom my ass. He totally slept with him… fufufuf.
The full sequence! Yas! No Kasuf, don’t eat the torch.
Ohmygod. OHMYGOD. CAT. It was Cat.
It was CATHERINE FUCKING LANGFORD!
…Daniel is gonna need that dammit!
Go professor go!
Oh fuck… Ra is home
Stargate Origins: 1.08
Aset is here! #founddad
This, this is…bad…
The German fights dirty, but his boss is worse.
Aset will probably not be pleased. Nope. She isn’t.
Aset is scary.
Oh dear. Eva is not happy. C’mon Eva, change allegiances.
Poor Nubai. He deserved better.
“You have no good side”
Did Aset she just break the wand of horus?
I feel so bad for her, she’s actually crying. I have never seen a Goa’uld cry before.
Cats gonna lead a rebellion.
They loved Aset so much. This must be breaking their hearts
Mine too. ;w; #sobs
Stargate Origins: 1.07
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“I feel unappreciated”
I think she gave him a piece of naquada?
I love her makeup. It’s so shiny. I want to be able to do my makeup like that. If I ever do Comic-Con I wanna dress up as a goa’uld.
Hah. They’re making friends!
Wait, are they doing pot?
Motawk definitly wants to be Wasif’s buddy.
“Beware, that is the man who likes to stab you”
oh my god james, you cant just say that at the dinner table.
Cat put the pieces together and James is high
Yay! Wasif is teaching people to clink cups…
Kasuf is best wingman. Pretty sure he’s trying to get them married and shacked up…
Stargate Origins: 1.06
Fucking nazis…
Omg! Aset called Hitler a “strange little man”. She’s so right.
Why is she laughing?
Promising a goa’uld worship… ballsy
Wasif! #mylove
“Dear god, just kisss already”
“Where are my clothes?@
Wasif is gonna smack James.
“Yes, I am Egyptian”
Cat and pantomimes is hilarious. Pfft.
Eye of Ra saves the day again. Does it count as again, if earlier in the timeline?
Oh dear. Oh dear. Aset’s starting to look like she enjoys the idea of having slaves… this is worrying.
Stargate Origins: 1.05
where did cat get her shawl? i want one.
…still don’t know whats up with the baby. harcesis?
…is this… egeria? it’s defo not hathor, and she mentioned ra.
no, can’t be… unless… hmmm.
what does she mean about her ‘resurrection’?
aha! KASUF!! I knew it was abydos!
so, this temple… it must be the same one that Daniel and co found in the 90s. maybe it had the pyramid added over the coming decades..?
but if this is abydos, that can’t be egeria.
…ugh. germans are panicking.
pffft. they think sir hops a lot will save them.
kid cant even save himself from Cat.
admittedly, Cat is wild. <3 Cat. #mywife
“from now on, i’m the one in charge.”
stg, Wasif is the only one who is useful rn.
Omg. wft. no. NO NO NO.
holy crap… glowy stick of magical powers
jfc. they cant have stolen it…
what kind of goa’uld is this?
Stargate Origins: 1.04
james is a goddamn drama queen
“did you guys see that. i think they were stars.”
#CalmDownJames #WasifIsTheOnlySmartOneHere #WrongPassword
“Cat, stay put.” “you wish”
you tell them girl!
wtf is this place?
#RINGPLATFORM
Awkward Hands in Awkward Places
“no woman back home fights like that”
“no man either”
Pfft. Oh. Hai stranger.
shim…sui? sounds familiar. jfc, i should have paid more attention.
come? this way?
Poor Wasif.
oh! “na ne(y?)” I remember that one! still dont know what it means, but i remember it!
ohmygod did they just kidnap that kid?
Stargate Origins: 1.03
“she’s not what i expected.” “yeah, she’s great.”
but why does she have a baby? is it… harecesis?
no. it cant be. Ra would murder her.
can i just marry cat? please.
“thanks for the help boys”
#ChevronLocked #GoTeamGo #GatersGonnaGate #ManualDialling
“this is actually rather fun”
Stargate Origins: 1.02
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Are they using a car to power this thing?
omg, i love this german girl
“wait, wait… the angle is better from here”
i mean, shes a nazi so i hate her, but still
jfc, this dude is arrogant. like goa’uld arrogant
#WHOOSH
first Whoosh in 2k yrs.
hehe… that guy squeaked when he said ‘heil’.
Oh snap… no. do not.
okay, phew. minor panic there.
crap, panic. panic PANIC PANICC
Prof L is pretty badass, being brave af and all. Probably not gonna see him alive again tho…
omg is that chick still filming?
gtfo… Cat is 10x the man you are, dickhead.
oh, ew. Cat is not gonna sleep with you. #pig
#GoCatGo #StealingTheCar #InvadingTheBrittish #HelloGentlemen
“Relax, I’m American.