May 5, 2025
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NEW TARGET DESIGNATED BY SUBJECT [@temporaryvessal]
TARGET "the sun" [LOCKED]
SPECIAL PAYLOAD "an airstrike missile capable of reaching the sun in a fair amount of time" [LOADED]
IMPACT IN T-MINUS [3 HOURS]
Quark: Which one of you has a target lock on me! I can feel it you know
yeah just wake me up 100 times and fly in circles over my house for no reason. whatever. I hope every US soldier dies
I saw a video of an amazing sweep where the blocker swooped in and took out the jammer ... and for some reason it inspired a video-game-y Heads-Up-Display / 'missile lock' kind of cartoon :) Derby Off-Hand Comment Cartoon: Target Lock
FOR CLARITY THIS IS A JOKE/SATIRICAL BLOG
THIS BLOG DOES NOT CONDONE ANY HARM THROUGH VIOLENCE OF ANY KIND
I AM ANTI WAR SO YOU CAN FUCK OFF IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE
Send an ask to request a lock. Could be a post, concept, place or person. Must include target, special payload (if applicable), and intercept time.
Some updated guidelines:
While there isn't a hard cap on how many targets you want, please be reasonable. There's only one person behind this account and it's time intensive. 3-4 is the sweet spot.
Minimum of one hour to impact required, since I have an outside life and may miss the response post.
Leading on from previous, I do have an outside life. Response times can vary from how much free time I have on hand.
Please state if you want to be tagged. If not specified I WILL tag you by default.
Use common sense. No hate speech, etc.
Important tags:
#the missile should shut up - random stuff, mostly text
#target lock - missile sent
#splash - target hit
#miss - target... you get the point
I would like to send a missile to itself.
NEW TARGET DESIGNATED BY SUBJECT [@states-system]
TARGET "airstrike-missile-platform" [LOCKED]
IMPACT IN T-MINUS [30 MINUTES]
Balik MM user ako netooooOoh ah. Hihi