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so tapped out on indeed that basically everything left is like, real estate agent or whatever this bullshit is. like yeah man ill apply for Riddlecrafter at One Guard Lies and the Other Tells the Truth LLC. whatever
brain surgery videos. first thing in the morning. everything else in life seems so simple. in comparison. so that's my advice.
the 2026 philadelphia phillies have succeeded in their goal of signing as many players who at least vaguely look like theyre one bad day from committing a hate crime as humanly possihle
brandon marsh's somehow permanently wet hair called me a faggot
the 2026 philadelphia phillies have succeeded in their goal of signing as many players who at least vaguely look like theyre one bad day from committing a hate crime as humanly possihle
detoxing from kratom currently and proud of myself but i genuinely want to drill holes into my skull. deeply evil substance
its so fucking stupid because at its best kratom just like, makes you feel mildly better than you would've without it but once you take it enough you have to do trainspotting shit to get off of it. kind of wish i just did actual heroin instead
detoxing from kratom currently and proud of myself but i genuinely want to drill holes into my skull. deeply evil substance
I have severe debilitating illness anxiety disorder and unfortunately happen to live in a city with a nationally renowned cancer hospital which torments me frequently because the ads for it are inescapable and oftentimes just seeing the word "cancer" is more than enough to set me off, but the reddit ads in particular (the kind that sort of try to disguise themselves as comments) loop back around to being hysterically funny because theyre just so fucking obscene and seemingly designed in a lab to be as abrasive as possible to me specifically. my favorite is simply "Swollen lymph node leads to throat cancer diagnosis" and its like. at that point man are you advertising the hopsital or are you advertising cancer?
my partner crocheted this for me a couple years ago but it still makes me go crazy mode every time I look at it. genuinely the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me
love to see the boys big as hell slightly behind me
on the other hand love to see the boys small as hell directly in front of me
teams garbage btw but it was all made worth it getting to see tyler rogers pitch in person. got to think about this reddit comment I saw a couple months ago and chuckle to myself
love to see the boys big as hell slightly behind me
on the other hand love to see the boys small as hell directly in front of me
love to see the boys big as hell slightly behind me
I have been fucking praying for months that our financial situation would take enough of a turn to justify seeing the blue jays while theyre in town but im still so ungodly poor that im about to throw on the okamoto jersey and sit outside t-mobile park with the game on my phone. somewhat adjacent activity to the way my partner and I have been walking around speciality stores like theyre museums because we cant afford to do or buy anything
ok we absolutely should not have done this but we ended up getting super cheap tickets for today's game justified to ourselves via A. that ~$50 isnt really going to make or break our potential looming eviction and B. we genuinely have not done anything even remotely pleasant or nice for ourselves in at least 6 months, if not longer. mildly regret it because ive spent the last year beating it into my head that spending money on anything that isnt like, ramen cups is the work of the devil but on the flip side this is the first time ive felt actual joy or excitement in an indeterminate amount of time. love this terrible ass baseball team so much man
they need to let caleb joseph shoot one blue jay on the field every time something like this happens. put shane bieber down like a sick rat
I have been fucking praying for months that our financial situation would take enough of a turn to justify seeing the blue jays while theyre in town but im still so ungodly poor that im about to throw on the okamoto jersey and sit outside t-mobile park with the game on my phone. somewhat adjacent activity to the way my partner and I have been walking around speciality stores like theyre museums because we cant afford to do or buy anything
the way curry barker didnt even make it a single Cregger (new unit of time measurement) before being shipped off to work the IP mines
theres a conner omalley coreys type situation brewing in california