#target meme

[sleepy-bebby]

[abby-and-stuff]

can we merge the storm area 51 meme with the target employee meme?

naruto runner: we're gonna keep running until we're inside the gate! CHARGE!

area 51 guard: *sigh* do what you want i don't care

[ask-these-fantrolls]

🎯 for ur.... (sighs) onceler troll (jk I love you)

[Whenever he feels frustrated, enraged, angry, or all around down, The Onceleer actually really misses his ex-moirail.  Sure, they didn’t have the best start when they first met and were even a bit antagonistic, but the time that he and Lorrax were moirails gave him some of his favorite memories.]

Send 🎯 for a random headcanon about my character!

[lifeguardcali]

[hyperiongrouchandcrew]

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“I have to admit.. his sense of fashion is adorable in a onesie sort of sense. It’s cute but not really professional.” Although he wondered why professionalism mattered. Perhaps it’s because he assumed French people were snooty little snobs running from every fight. Wow I really don’t think fondly of them… huh…

“Did I say something positive or negative right now?” Jake let out a soft curse. He wasn’t sure what he just said. “Well uh… positive is bright hair negative is obnoxious photo taking.”

[hyperiongrouchandcrew]

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“I suppose I can like and respect him for making a tournament and obviously having a strong team.” Jake shrugs slightly. “As for what I dislike.. it might be that I wasn’t allowed entry for shitty reasons.” Jake growls and puts his hands up defensively. “I don’t even care if it’s his fault or not he runs the damn thing so he probably has a say on who does and who doesn’t get in… dude probably could have veto’d whatever vote they had but he didn’t so he was probably a part of the decision.”

Jake throws his hands up and walks off grumbling something involving curses. It seems it was hard for him to forgive getting declined. Possibly because of how he was insulted but regardless he isn’t happy.

[hyperiongrouchandcrew]

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“James.” The thought of what he disliked was quite easy to pick out even though it wasn’t particularly about Jayden. “If we’re just talking about him, I guess I’m not fond of his martyr approach to things. If he would have just let Icarus take the hit I mean–” Jake cut off and bit his lip. He felt a bit guilty what happened because of his bird since he heard a few of the rude things Icarus was saying.

“As for what I like.” He smirked. “I like the things he says. They amuse me a lot and he’s such a precious flower child it’s hard to be mad at him over anything.” And perhaps he didn’t think his highlights were too bad. At least not anymore.

[clawsoflust]

Newest target: Jean Havoc

--Oh.

She knew it would be coming one day. Playing pretend had been fun, she wasn't going to deny that, but one part of her had known she'd end up killing him from the beginning. He told her he loved her-- but he didn't. He didn't love Lust, he only loved Solaris. He didn't deserve her, he didn't deserve life.

And now she'd gotten the order. She wasn't even sad about it-- or was she?

              Tch. As if she had space for something trifling like sadness or remorse.

She would take her time. She'd call him for a date, like she always did. They'd go somewhere they could be alone, he wouldn't see it coming. She'd kiss him for the last time, with a smile.

Then...

She'd show him who she really was, and what she could do. She'd see the colour disappearing from his face, she'd kill him slowly. She'd see the terror in his eyes, how his life was gradually fading... until there was none of it left. Goodbye, Jean. 

Then she'd call Gluttony to dispose of him. No corpse, no crime.