#tarrytown incorrect

[mothforpresident]

Katrina, being edgy: do not fear death, fear the state in which you die

Ichabod, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey

[mothforpresident]

Brom: so what’s something weird you like

Ichabod: ... I like when guys roll up their sleeves so I can see their forearms

Brom, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: dang it

[mothforpresident]

High-school Kat: do you have any pets?

High-school Brom: *remembers girls like sensitive guys* a cat

High-school Kat: what’s its name?

High-school Brom: *remembers girls also like tough guys* missile launcher

[mothforpresident]

Ichabod: It's dark, I'm scared

Brom: Don't worry babe, I got this

Brom: *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*

[mothforpresident]

Ichabod: well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch

Ichabod: the whole year, actually

[mothforpresident]

Brom: What's your greatest fear?

Ichabod: Ghosts. Why?

Brom: *taking notes* No reason

[mothforpresident]

Ichabod: I’m doing a pretty good job of keeping my crush a secret

Brom: *smiles*

Ichabod: I have to gay- I mean go

[mothforpresident]

If anyone’s looking for even more fantastic Tarrytown content, I’d reccomend @incorrect-tarrytown for high-quality incorrect quotes and other fun stuff!