#fandom incorrect quotes

[batfishfrog]

Another Incorrect! Omens

Crowley: I thought you were dead????

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: That was yesterday

[wofworld]

Tundra: does anyone know if there’s a real life Hunger Games I could enter my son, Winter, into? He needs a hobby, preferably one with a very high mortality rate.

[melonin4]

the first guy on the brooklyn 99 “i want it that way” cold open

gives off the EXACT same energy as the zebra from madagascar

[dieplz]

OK BUT IMAGINE IF FANDOMS™ STARTED THE "I FAKED MY OWN DEATH" CLUB

Jim, standing up with a glass of whiskey in hand: Welcome to the first annual meeting of the I Faked My Own Death Club. Does anybody have any questions or concerns about it?

Sherlock, tied up to a chair: I don't want to be here.

Jim: We don't care.

Will, next to Hannibal: What are we even doing in England?

Jim: I already told you.

Sam, nervously: We literally died. Me, Dean and Cas I mean.

Jim: Did your enemies think you were dead?

Sam: Well yes, but-

Jim: Then shut up. Does anybody have more questions?

11th Doctor, raising hand: Yes, I have one actually

Jim: Go on, Doc.

11th Doctor: Why is this lady naked?

Irene: Pff. Why are you wearing a fez?

11th Doctor, offended: If you really want to know, fezzes are cool.

Irene: So is nudity.

The Master, smiling: Oh, this is going to be soooo good.

[fandom-incorrect-quotes]

Light, teaching Harry to drive: OK, so you're driving and Draco and Juliette walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Harry: Oh, definitely Draco.

Light, sighing: The brakes, Harry. You hit the brakes.

[mothforpresident]

Brom: What's your greatest fear?

Ichabod: Ghosts. Why?

Brom: *taking notes* No reason

[fandom-incorrect-quotes]

Harry: Chillax!

Light: That's not a word.

Harry: Sometimes the people who deny "chillax" are the ones who have to chillax the most.

[melonin4]

i’m back and i have a new personality