#tartarkambo

[hypnothesis-au]

“If I told you to put your hands in the air, you’d do it without resistance . . .”

>NOISE [E] (playlist)

And just like that, without warning, Hypnothesis dropped their first full album to the public. How will Inkopolis react to these ink-tingling beats?

[maids-of-stardust]

Here’s a clear post of the picture from night one of the finalfest event, thought it was lovely enough to give it’s own spotlight!! 

Nasti popstars, lil judd is the best one there

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T: "What happened to staying lowkey??? The squeaks are gonna recognize you like that!"

O: "... . .. Like what??"

T: "Are you-- Oh my cod you're drunk. How many shots did you take during the show???"

O: "I dunno, I lost count afterrr eight I guess"

T: "U g h. . . Whatever, you just need to change back to your biped form. Now."

O: "M-my wha t…?"

T: "You know, two arms, two legs, less disgusting face?? Whatever you organics do to change back, do. It."

O: ". . . . . ..  . I don't remember how."

T: "WH A T--"

O: "I DON'T REMEMBER HOW, OKAY. DON' YELL AT ME."

T: "FOR THE LOVE OF-- ThEn yoU'rE goinG to have to hide?!? Until you figure it the frill out???"

O: "Fish w h e r e ? There's squids swarmin’ this joint"

T: "Did I stutter? Hide in my coat before someone SEES YOU. I'll walk us out of here--"

O: "That’s ssstupid. .."

T: "We'll you're stupid for drinking so much in public, h e a t h e n. I did not calculate your organic mortal folly as a variable in ways things could go wrong tonight…"

O: "Wull thattt sounds like’a you problem. . ."

T: "Do not argue with me right now. And don't touch anything--"

T: "Oh really? That sounds fun, but I actually have to be going--"

Marina: "It'll only take a sec, no worries! Where's Wasa at? He should be in it too!"

T: "He uhh had to leave early, wasn't feeling well-- I'll tell him we missed him if you want--!"

[Night 1]

[Night 2]

>[Night 3]

[hypnothesis-au]

A few months after the events of Octo Expansion, Tartar regenerated enough sanitized ink to reboot their system and revive fairly intact-- but with the public discovery of Kamabo Co's true nature and the destruction of NILS, they took it upon themself to re-approach their plans to decimate Inkopolis far more cautiously than before. To do this, they decided to enlist and use the help of someone who was guaranteed to have a vendetta against the inklings just as strong as their own...

Another one of the two LONG OVERDUE headcanon pages for the members of Hypnothesis yOOO-- Hit read more for extra info/more hcs~

MORE HCS ABOUT TARTAR: -They’re still running the metro under the Kamabo Co name; but they’ve informed all the employees to tell visitors that the hq is still in “disarray”... -Controls all sanitized creatures through a computerized “hivemind”, with commands that are translated through auditory cues. (Music, specifically Dedf1sh’s purpose) -Their body was built by Octavio, but they had a large say in the final product. Thankfully. -They prefer the phone body, honestly, but it’s not exactly the best disguise- -Has been remotely controlling the sanitized ink up to this point-- now that it's being used to power their body, they've been constructing codes to connect more directly to (and gain more control over) it. Side effects pending. -Pretty much disgusted by all cephalopods and their behaviors, and is just tolerating it atm because its the fastest way to progress to their goal. -Extremely fake, exTREMELY manipulative-- they will lie in any way they see fit to get what they want. -CAN feel emotions, but chooses to ignore anything that conflicts with their prime directive. -They have a strong attachment to and respect for the humans of the past, up to a borderline blind devotion to their legacy -The retro obsession is THICK, pretty much the only thing they seem to genuinely enjoy -... They learned to swear from the music they listened to and subsequently received a censor on their vocabulary from the Professor. [SWEAR-NOT-FOUND] -While they CAN mimic and synthesize any voice they hear, the headcanon voice they default to is KLEO/Assaultron from Fallout 4 -They purposefully put out a confusing/neutral gender orientation to be interpreted by the audience, but they personally don’t feel applicable to real gender labeling as they are ‘only a machine’. -Physically resembles that of a 17-year-old-iSH?? (BC THEY’RE THE DANCING QUEEN). This is not publicly confirmed either. -. . .. . .THIS

[hypnothesis-au]

“Be careful what you wish for-- you just might get it . . .”

>>>>FINAL FEST PLAYLIST<<<<

With the band’s trending popularity and growing “”cult-following””, Hypnothesis approaches their invitation to perform alongside Inkopolis’ top idols with a fitting theme. Who would y o u prefer to end the world?

[EDIT: WE MADE IT TO 100 FOLLOWERS BOIIII AND YOU B E T THIS IS A THANKS FOR THAT, ENJOY YOU FREAKS AND LOOK OUT FOR MORE FINALFEST CONTENT ILYSM <3 <3]

[hypnothesis-au]

“Well @sunshinelulusplatoon, you were just in time for the fresh prints of our promotional posters for NOISE! All you have to do is give us all your money and/or free will  keep supporting Hypnothesis, so we can keep delivering mind-opening content. <3 “ -- ‘‘‘T-Vax’‘‘

Bonus:

The photoshoots are going. Not sure if they’re going well or disastrously, but they’re go i n g--

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“Do you know . . . ?”

(Part 1) >(Part 2)

((surprise it’s NOISE’s third single))

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“10'008 proved her intelligence is far superior to that of these a n i m a l s I find myself surrounded by, truly-- I have no doubt she noticed before the rest of the squeak splatoon even thought to.  She was my most promising component yet, and it is quite the shame she wasted her potential by refusing me . . . But, this time, I accounted for 10'008's variable in my plans. I doubt even she could get in my way now, and make no mistake, her dna will be assimilated upon my success.”