RP: Nat, Thor and Loki, 7/7
Thor: -answers with a bright smile and a little out of breath like he raced there- Natasha? -smile is replaced with shock-
Loki: -thunders down the stairs and leaps upon Thor's back attempting a headlock- Don't you dare!
Nat: -raises an eyebrow at Loki- Wow, you weren't kidding.
Thor: -cringing but pretending not to notice Loki at all- I must admit I am surprised to see you here, -puts a hand on the doorframe to brace himself- but please, come in!
Loki: DO NOT ENTER YOU VILE WENCH! TRAITOR! -Not letting go of Thor-
Nat: You're such a drama queen. -laughs- Need help getting the monkey off your back? -to Thor-
Thor: Ah! Yes, please! -grins eagerly at the idea of getting to see Natasha show off her strength-
Loki: Touch me and die! -scoots up Thor and wraps legs around his middle- I am not the queen of drama! This is a very serious matter!
Nat: -calmly grabs hold of one of his wrists and twists- I could make this hurt. -not really planning on doing so, not least because Loki is a friend, even if a very silly one-
Thor: -turns head to Loki and looks pointedly at him- I have sparred with her. She is very good.
Loki: -To Nat- It will not hurt more than your betrayal has! And Thor you know very well once you are in my grasps you cannot escape! I am like a boa constrictor!
Nat: -under her breath- Oh for God's sake. -eyes Loki and decides to go for a different tactic, hoping to scare him off. She leans up to kiss Thor-
Thor: -scoffs- You are no snake! If anything you're - mmph! -eyes go wide but he adjusts quickly, placing a gentle hand on Natasha's cheek-
Loki: -Drops off of Thor and grabs Natasha by the hair pulling her back violently-
Nat: -half-shrieks. she lets herself be pulled against Loki and reaches back and grabs the wrist of the hand holding her hair, digging her fingernails into it-
Thor: -using his most authoritative voice- LOKI! Release her at once! -forcefully tries to get in between the two and separate them- You do not treat people in this manner, especially not friends!
Loki: Friends do not kiss your brother! You brought this on her with your post Thor! -Separates when Thor steps in-
Nat: -turns- You are completely ridiculous.
Thor: Aye, this is quite the display of foolishness. -frowns at Loki, then looks to Natasha- Are you alright?
Loki: You are the fool inviting whores to your house just to spite me! Why must you force me into these positions?!
Nat: -frowns and pushes Loki- Hey! I'm the person you just called a whore, remember?
Thor: -makes a startled noise at the insult- I invited these people to our house because I am honestly interested in learning more about them, a feat which you try your hardest to make impossible! I cannot believe the complete disregard and lack of respect you are showing for both Natasha and I right now.
Loki: You offered to hook up with them Thor! That is sex! The people coming over to the house are expecting it thus they are all whores! And yes Natasha it was on purpose, you just kissed my brother I will call you what I wish.
Nat: -crosses her arms tightly over her chest, her cheeks flushed with anger- Fuck off. I thought you were a decent person.
Thor: Have YOU not sought others out solely for that reason? You have always been open about it when it comes to yourself, so why is it okay for you and not for anyone else?
Loki: -points at Nat- You are the one kissing my brother! You have no right to talk about decent! Thor you- you are just so thick headed! I do not need this! You can do as you wish but I will not be there, I am done with you and your ignorance! -spits at them and heads back upstairs to his room slamming and locking door-
Nat: What the hell? I thought he was going to be funny, not nasty.
Thor: -watches Loki go, his confusion overwhelmed by his anger and disappointment at Loki's behavior- I don't know what's gotten into him to make him act like that. I expected him to pull pranks, but not to lash out like this. I'm so sorry you had to be subjected to it tonight. -turns to Natasha looking somber-
Nat: -shrugs- Guess we'll figure it out. You might have to talk to him. -looks up at Thor- So, um.
Thor: Eventually I will. Right now, he can sit in his room and reflect on what he's done. So. -gives her a half smile- Did you come here to see what Loki would do, or..?
Loki: -not reflecting-
Nat: I'll admit, I took Loki's post as a bit of a dare, but I didn't mind kissing you either.
Thor: -chuckles- Nor did I. You are the first person in America I have kissed, you know. But don't let Loki know that.
Nat: Oh. Well, I hope it was a nice one. Representing my country and all that. -smiles-
Thor: Did you have any doubt? -laughs again- If I kissed like that I would have confidence in spades. It was an excellent kiss.
Nat: -mischievous smile, lowering her voice- Want to do it again?
Loki: -Old habits die hard and he's escaped through the window and left-
Thor: What do you think? -grins and puts a friendly hand on Natasha's shoulder, dipping his head and kissing her-
Nat: -kisses him back, smiling-
Thor: -slides the hand down Natasha's back to pull her into a hug after the kiss ends- Thank you for coming tonight.
Nat: No problem. -hugs him back- Good luck with the Loki situation.
Thor: -pulls away after a moment, nodding- When he has calmed, I will try to talk some sense into him.
Nat: Okay. -smiles- Text me if you need to talk or something?
Thor: I shall do that. And remember that you have my number as well, should you need to do the same.
Nat: -nods and steps away- Best be going then, before this gets awkward.
Thor: I think Loki already accomplished that within seconds of you being here -shakes his head exasperatedly but smiles as he sees Natasha to the door- Goodnight, Natasha.
Nat: Night. -waves and goes-
Thor: -shuts the door behind her and then turns, frowning up the stairs for a long time before heading to his room-
