#taryncallahan

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: I'm not texting you Elton and Kiki

Text: But honey when you knocked on my door... I gave you my key.

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: That was ONE time! And I was drunk and it was 11pm. Jeeze, guess I don't.

Text: Still, I am Matty Boy :D Text: :( Don’t go breaking my heart

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: You know I never put good in front of morning!

Text: ‘Have a grand ol’ morning, matty boy!’ Text: Jeez it’s like you don’t love me anymore

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: Okay who the hell texts happy monday at 8am????

Text: It was Monday and I was happy?????Text: Why the hell can’t you just say, ‘GOOD MORNING’

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: Can we just go see the movie? I still want my snacks though.

[Text]: ofc. and yes you may have your snacks.[Text]: DEADPOOL

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: Not really. I already have that, Matty. If it was money or something I could have a part of, I'd be in.

[Text]: $1,000[Text]: ur right. i come home sometimes and i still expect you to be in the bed even though i’m in a totally different house and yeah. [Text]: 3 months feels like a minute. [Text]: lol taryn i’m jk. don’t worry about it. i’m not asking you out on a date or anything. i know you don’t want that lol. [Text]: We’re friends, yaaaaaaa xoxox

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: I was engaged to you and living with you. Why the hell would I want to be dating you while you're dating other people? What do you get if you do?

[Text]: 3 months ago is like a lifetime, ain’t it?[Text]: My adoration?[Text]: If I lose I have to come to a meeting dressed as a woman. I can’t do it again, taryn. last time nearly crushed me. The women hated me because I was too beautiful, EVEN as a WOMAN. #DatBootyfulLyfe

[matthew-donovan-blog1]

Text: Well I don't really feel like "dating" you. Why do you want it to be a date so badly?

[Text]: what’s wrong with “dating” me?????????[Text]: I may have made a bet with a coworker saying i could take a date to see DEADPOOL.