Mar 17, 2018
Overheard in the theater after seeing Black Panther for the third time
12 y/o or so girl whose family is getting up to leave as soon as the movie ends: where are you guys going? AFTER-CREDITS SCENES!! Are you amateurs?!?
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Overheard in the theater after seeing Black Panther for the third time
12 y/o or so girl whose family is getting up to leave as soon as the movie ends: where are you guys going? AFTER-CREDITS SCENES!! Are you amateurs?!?
Lights by the main door in my block of flats blows and trips out the power so the fire alarm starts to go off... Yet no other bugger goes out to see what's going on except for me. Thanks for that one guys, good job my dad is an electrician and I have been taught well or no one would be getting to sleep tonight. Your welcome.
Me:*scrolling down my dashboard*
Dad: I need you to do something for me..
Me:Okay...
Dad:*looks at my computer screen* Never mind, I'll do it.
Me: okay *watches him walk away*
Me: I've taught you well,Father..
Me:*whispers* I've taught you well.
i'm sorry but.
i'm sorry you don't approve but jasmine was in a relationship with a homeless street rat.
i'm sorry we slept in the same bed but snow white lived and slept in a room with seven men.
i'm sorry i lied but so did pinnochio.
i'm sorry my skirt is short but tarzan paraded around without clothes on.
i'm sorry i slept with him but sleeping beauty kissed a total stranger and married him.
and i'm sorry i didn't tell you i was going but cinderella lied to sneek out and attend a party and didn't get home till after midnight.
i'm sorry, but, i was taught well.