#capechat-5
> **fullaction** okay is jack slash gay tho
> **white collar** yes
> **fullaction** like legit? how do we know.
> **fullaction** like is it because he looks like that
> **sunny_side** fl what does that mean
> **fullaction** yknow
> **white collar** remember rule 2. anyway we know because of blonde guy
> **sunny_side** blondie lives on in our hearts. i gotta hand it to the man.
> **fullaction** who
> **sunny_side** okay so for a long while there was an inconsistency with forensic investigations of the nine, and places they’d stayed.
> **sunny_side** you’d have evidence of all the members right. Dna, clothes, etc. but then occasionally there’d be One Extra Guy. Maybe like every few months, but it was always The Same Guy.
> **fullaction** that doesnt mean anything
> **sunny_side** no but like. Yknow. Anyway so its like. A vaguely consistent thing. People theorise who this mystery guy is. Conspiracies range. Secret benefactor, a stranger 10th member fucking with us all. But the theory i find funniest was that he was shacking up with one of the members.
> **sunny_side** funny joke, right? But. Then it gets leaked
> **sunny_side** a few years ago, the PRT has a data breach. A video dated to. 1999
> **white collar** *nods* the jack slash sex tape
> **teaboo** its not a sex tape!
> **white collar** its a few seconds from being a sex tape.
> **sunny_side** its body can footage. Context; basically the PRT was trying to be more proactive. Figured out a regular base the nine used. Its all well and good. Classic Swat shit. Until. They actually break down the door to one of the bedrooms
> **white collar** jack slash sex tape
> **teaboo** stop!
> **sunny_side** anyway you have two guys on the bed. Jack slash, and Some Guy. Blondie.
> **white collar** jack slash sex tape
> **white collar** *has been kicked from the chat*
> **sunny_side** going to be blunt. Collar is right like. I dont think it’s even a few seconds, i think its just the angle. Like it’s really obvious he’s giving the other guy a blowjob.
> **sunny_side** anyway i canr link the video (no gore rule + lewd content) but everything freezes for like 10 solid seconds. Blondie looks mortified
> **sunny_side** anyway blondie has a pistol trapped to his thigh and trick shots all four of the PRT guys, then backflips out a window.
> **sunny_side** no one knows who this guy is. He’s mysterious as he is ethereal. We only know 1. He’s blonde. 2. He laid jack slash. He’s kind of a legend. Is he a cape? A groupie? What is this guy’s problem? Like we cant really see his face in the video. He’s gonna remain a mystery forever. But fuck man. Imagine. Inagine being that guy
> **sunny_side** anyways. I got side tracked. Its pretty gay to suck another mans dick. Thus. Jack slash is gay
> **fullaction** that doesnt prove he’s gay
> **teaboo** how not?
> **fullaction** he could be bisexual.
