#taxidermism

[vampire-pigs-and-pizza]

@ Rue Hobbs how are you so perfect

[noodleisms-blog]

taxidermism

Noodle generally had a heightened sense of caution, especially when darkness was involved. Like now, as she stumbled down the stairs in her half-awake state, she suddenly had a sense that she wasn’t alone.

The girl managed to make it to the kitchen before noticing the intruder. A scowl appearing, her hands clenched into fists, and she readied herself for a fight. Quick as a flash, legs kicked out, hitting the silhouette upon the head with a yell.

Until she recognised the voice that followed the attack.

“Uh oh.”

[twcdents-blog]

♗♝♤

♗- Who’s the sexiest person you know?

The answer is not Paula. Uh....well I fink that I ain’t too bad, m’self...but I guess tha’s shitty answer. Rachel Stevens.

♝- Who’s the most intelligent person you know?

Y’know wha’s funny, s’that young as she is, Noodle’s got quite the brain on ‘er. I fink I’d ‘ave t’ go wiff ‘er.

♤- Who has the best butt out of everyone you know?

S’real difficult seein’ as I know lotta people...an’ don’t spend too much time starin’ at their arse. More of a...um...y’know chest guy, to be honest. An’ I don’t fink I’ve ‘ad a lot of too memorable asses under m’hand. But...I don’ much like t’ say it, but Paula ‘ad a nice one, in my opinion.

[twcdents-blog]

taxidermism continued from X

They’re both drunk and this is probably stupid, but it’s all in good fun, right?

Rue’s back is pressed up against the wall, and her hands are in 2D’s hair, and she’s grinning in between brief little kisses. Something 2D whispers sends little thrills down her spine, and she pulls him closer by his waist. Rue’s itching to switch their positions, undo his jeans and then watch him come undone under her touch, but they’re on the landing and she’s not quite drunk enough to risk being walked in on by Noodle or Murdoc.

So she lets go, pushes 2D gently away. Rue laughs at the complaint he utters in response, and reaches for his hand, giving it a little tug toward the stairs.

“C’mon, baby boy. We got all night.”

Brief and semi-sloppy kisses were peppered on Rue’s lips and against her jawline and occasionally her neck, the blue haired vocalist all too happy to have his hands on someone again, it seemed like just a bit too long since he had anything, frankly, and drunk or not, stupid or not, he wasn’t complaining that it was Rue who he had pressed against the wall.

At least, he hadn’t been complaining up until the point he’s pushed away from her, his lips twitched briefly downward before pulling back up into a crooked-toothed grin, tongue pressed slightly between where his two front teeth should be as he moved towards the stairs.

“All night could’a been righ’ there, y’know,”

Upstairs was probably the better option. But given the predicament, he was a little impatient either way, willing as he was to head where she wanted.

[hyphemaz-blog]

taxidermism replied to your post:MURDOC SAID ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IN BULK?

Just… Let me do it.

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[2dizzle]

taxidermism

Thanks! The ceiling texture won’t mess the little.. uh, padding thingy? On the bottom of the swiffer? The wet cleany bit I mean. I don’t wanna ruin your stuff by accident- are you sure I can’t just sweep it down? 

The only reason I put the soup there is cos some recipe told me to! I thought homemade soup would be a nice treat for everyone.