:zombies + pain killers:

Graffiti compulsive keyboard wizard with a sheet of paper where a brain should be. (( Indie RP blog for 2D from the animated band Gorillaz. Primarily based Phase 1 and 2 )

[okcupidescapades]

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

[firstjumperonfire]

imagine your otp

[twcdents-blog]

Lifting a car engine isn’t my idea of fun. Nor is not having been wearing shoes, and having been stepping on shards of glass the whole time while avoiding having my foot run over.

Someone send a war boy or something to teach me proper car stuff safety or some shit, because I ain’t smart about these things.  On the bright side, I did figure out the lifty lowery bit of the thingy that picks up the engine pretty quickly. Can you tell I don’t know shit about cars.

[twcdents-blog]

Talk to me, talk to me.

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back of their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[twcdents-blog]

When you aren’t sure if someone saw your starter. But you’re too sketched out and nervous to ask.

[inboxmyrp-blog]

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[twcdents-blog]

people: watch your language

me: oh shit sorry

[wingedmusic-blog]

My Mum tried to capture what we thought would be a lovely moment between our cats.

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

I’m the brown cat

[twcdents-blog]

SARCASM: a sentence pack

"That went well."

"I hope you're happy now."

"Brilliant."

"Do you ever use your brain, or do you just think those five pounds are a built in workout for your neck muscles?"

"Remind me why I should care."

"Oh, gosh, you've insulted me! What ever shall I do? I'll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!"

"This is your bright idea?"

"Wow, you are just so incredibly funny."

"You keep on telling yourself that, sweetheart."

"Whose idea of a fun time is this?"

"Careful, keep having that much fun and it might actually start being good for your health."

"Yes, because your well-being is definitely my number one concern."

"I'll lose sleep over that. Definitely."

"Oh, no. Whatever shall we do? It's dark and we live in the 21st century!"

"Yeah, sure thing."

[twcdents-blog]

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

2D furrowed his brows some when Noodle questioned him, glancing over at her with his typically distant looking black eyes, blinking before he looked back at the banjo he’d been working on tuning.

“Of course I do, Noods. Just gotta...figure out the right bit.”

[twcdents-blog]

D' I know ya?

“…Don’t fink y’know know me. Might know the Gorillaz,”Or at least it was a chance of, more people were focused on gas and water these days than music, weren’t they.

[twcdents-blog]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[twcdents-blog]

Like for some totally GREAT starter.

Aka maybe it’ll be trash, maybe it won’t. This is a starter call anyways.

[sidechica]

[twcdents-blog]

notyourbubba wants a GREAT starter.

  One should maybe know better than to let themselves in a situation where they were in the middle of almost nowhere when they were running out of gas, especially with the supreme lack of Gasoline on the god forsaken continent that 2D was on. So was the situation that Dents and his Plymouth were landed in, though, no gas, nothing better to do than sit perched on the hood of his yellow and black car, slouching forward with his banjo across his abdomen, fingers picking out some simple tune.

 His fairly pointless music playing thought process, or lack of thought process, was interrupted by the sound of what he was pretty sure had to be a motorcycle. The blue haired vocalist turned his head to look over his shoulder, squinting fractured eyes in the direction of what he was hearing.

“Oi! Blud!” He called when he actually saw the other, one could hope that maybe someone was halfway decent and possibly had a rubber hose and bit of spare gas. Doubtful as that sort of thought was.

[twcdents-blog]

This vodka tastes just a bit like how I imagine antifreeze would taste. Don’t much taste like berries at all.

[twcdents-blog]

Like for some totally GREAT starter.

Aka maybe it’ll be trash, maybe it won’t. This is a starter call anyways.