#tay shit

[kazoo-the-demjin]

no one:

Jeremy, after having an eventful day of indirect trauma dumping from Jean: I'll put barkbark in his room for emotional support <3

[fossilstealers]

girlflux culture is feeling a pretty amount of girl for days and wondering if I'm a fraud

[kazoo-the-demjin]

When will the brainrot end

[kazoo-the-demjin]

thinking about how neil knew andrew was the one who went through his stuff but neil nobody-should-know-i-speak-multiple-languages josten still shouted at kevin in french on keeping his dog under control and then is incredulous how andrew even thought of him being an evermore mole

[kazoo-the-demjin]

The fact that Jean mutters to himself in french more than often means the boy is definitely in the habit of talking to himself

[kazoo-the-demjin]

Things I like about this paragraph:

Abby ordering the Monsters™ around

Imagine Kevin having to check the bread after living his life of luxury (as much) in Evermore (does he even know what's a toaster)

Andrew running away to avoid being murdered by Abby

Neil calmly stepping aside to let Abby go murder Andrew

Abby also asking David to shut up the check the damn vegetables after he tried to give a stern warning to Neil on his first day

[kazoo-the-demjin]

They say, "People who celebrate fictional character's birthdays are fool"

The whole damn Empire State's Building: WELL GUESS I'M THE GREATEST FOOL OF ALL THE TIMES!!

[kazoo-the-demjin]

Kevin Day in mid-sophomore year fearing for his life and sanity whenever he hears the question "yes or no" being passed around between his roommates until he figures out they now use the same thing for casual shit too

[Kevin, in his head, about Andrew and Neil: Relationship status: psychic]