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[aidens-moldy-pizza]

My gmas current book series (at least three entire books) has been ough wow my highschool sweetheart boyfriend that I haven't seen in twenty years must think I'm ugly with all this weight I gained I simply must lose it

And the highschool sweetheart boyfriend she hasn't seen in twenty years is just oufhofufnfuouhf ur hot drooling fuuuck AWOOOOGA

Like girl shut the fuck up???

[baymaxtm]

quick  question  :  i’ve  been  ??  wanting   2  make  this  blog  ab  an  oc  ,,  but  everything  in  my  gut  is  telling  me  not  to  bc  tumblr  values  oc’s  about  as  much  as  a  todler  values  brocoli  ,,,  so  ....  lmk  if  any  of  u  are  down  interacting  w/  a  boy  named  ariel  butera  who  is  tired  but  also  v  handsome  .

[sayonaralullaby-a]

The Bizarre Voodoo World Of New Orleans In Red & Black  ↳ For @heroin-bears, happy birthday, my dude !! ♥

[imagine-skelebois-blog]

how do you think the first kiss between lust and blue goes? im love them (and im love you)

im love you too d o r k

I imagine they’ve been together for some time, but have been taking things slow… very slow. The two are seated on the couch, cuddling and gripping each other’s hands happily. Neither have said anything for a while, which is surprising knowing how talkative Blue usually is.

It’s a comfortable silence and it’s a usual cuddle-session, though Blue’s blushing up a blue storm over here with a plan he’s been flipping over in his head time and time over again. An action so simple that surely someone as magnificent as Sans can so easily do!!! But he still finds himself staring shyly at Plum’s calm expression.

Eventually Blue works up the courage to take the first move, gripping Plum’s shirt tightly as he– a bit painfully– presses his mouth against Plum’s in a passionate skele-kiss before releasing the other and gripping his hand even tighter that surely if Blue’s anymore flustered Plum’s hand is g o n e.

Blue’s giggling childishly and happily, a permanent blue flush to his skull for the rest of the day, while Plum just can’t stop smiling and cooing over Blue, finding him and his shyness with such quite adorable.

[finalvalkyrie-a]

flirting w val is always a gamble bc she’ll either be super into it or she’ll punch you so like,,,,, good luck

[lars-artrich-blog]

Love your stuff! Gave you a shout-out!

[violetkatgrove]

alto-avenue replied to your post: alto-avenue replied to your post: ...

IDK MAN I WAS JUST WAITING FOR A RAID AND THIS MAN STARTS DEALING WITH THIS DUDE AND MAN IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS CRAP MAN I HAVE DREAMS I HAVE AMBITIONS I DIDNT SIGN UP TO DO THIS LETS ALL JUST NOT SMONK THE WEED

r I  P

[theronlorthemar]

like tbh if i did something problematic, I would 100% want my friends to tell me, not coddle and tell me that it’s alright.