#tbbb quotes

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Fives: *throwing stones at Echo's window* 

Echo: You have a comm for a reason, Fives! 

*THUD* 

Echo: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR COMM AT MY WINDOW?!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: What did you two do? 

Jesse: ...

Hardcase: ...

Rex: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Fox again or not.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Kix: Hey, Rex, have you thought about having children? 

Rex: ... 

Rex: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. 

Kix: But we're not childr- 

Rex, already distracted: FIVES, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: Let’s not Hardcase this into a worse situation than it already is. 

Hardcase: Did you just use my name as a verb?

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Echo: *sighs* 

Fives: You bored? 

Echo: Yeah. 

Fives: Wanna start drama for no reason? 

Echo: I thought you’d never ask.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hardcase: *about to do something incredibly stupid*

Jesse: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hardcase: Can I get a waffle? 

Jesse and Kix: *fighting and yelling at each other* 

Hardcase: Can I please get a waffle?

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Rex: Christmas lights? 

Echo: Check. 

Kix: Thermos of hot cocoa? 

Echo: Check. 

Jesse: Santa suits? 

Echo: Check. 

Fives: Shovel? 

Echo: Check. 

Hardcase: Alibi and bail money? 

Echo: Check- wait, WHAT?!