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[coyote-dislikes-fish]

He held her in her arms.

 She sobbed into his arms harder than she ever did. She felt nauseous as he held her closer. She continued to plea and gag blood as he held the knife tight in her abdomen.

[tua-melodia]

[flamingbirtie]

The World According to Second Period Science

(random quotes from classmates)

-“I got 14 chickens up my uterus!”

-“It’s not racist! It’s KFC!”

-“The egg juice is everywhere.”

-“Its a tampon!”

-“I’m not from Georgia, I already got depression!”

-“The celery is on its period.”

-“Can’t forget about the Northwest Texan wildcats.”

-“Take our chicken and shove it down your throat”

-“If you’ve ever pepper sprayed a cop then you’re wrong.”

-“IM A ROOTIN TOOTIN, BOOT STOMPIN, DICK SUCKIN COWBOY...wait no-.”

-“The chickens are nice and warm.”

-“Fly chickens, fly!”

-*points at paper towel roll* “Look at those vulumptious lips.”

-“Suck my left toe.”

-“Egg juice is in my pants. Egg juice is in my shorts. Egg juice is what I snort.”

-“Ready to see some cheeks?” (cheek cells under a microscope)

-*holds up two bottles of food dye and starts talking to teacher* “Hey I’ll give you $5 if you beat me in chugging these.”

-“They got fancy writing by shoving the feathers up squid pussies.”

-“Okay that looks like an alien condom.”

-“Y’know I’ve never done drugs. Can you belive that? I sure can’t.”

-“I’m pop sensation Britney Spears! Die fatty!”

[eevone]

what was I thinking???/ 

facepalm/

[pizza-sin]

after coming back from the bathroom with my friend this guy asked me why girls go to bathroom in pairs and i honestly didnt have an answer for him