Pointy Elbows

Reddie trash ™ Wife of Sophia Lillis😪

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

so i don’t think a lot of people really understand how often south asian culture is misinterpreted and appropriated so i’m making a post about it right here.

any mention of third eyes

any mention of chakras

people wearing bindis when they shouldn’t be 

fucking “om” or “aum” tattoos or appliques on things like yoga pants. do you know how fucking disrespectful it is to put a symbol that is so important to my religion and culture on the ass of some white chick’s yoga pants

people wearing maang tikka when they shouldn’t be

anklets with bells on them are very important to the dance culture of south asia and it’s disrespectful to wear them outside of a traditional dance setting

feel free to add any more that i missed because i’m fucking tired

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

this is okay to rb if you’re not south asian. in fact it’s encouraged that you reblog this post, regardless of your race

[fierce-little-afro-witch]

^^Anyone is capable of appropriation without meaning to, even other poc. Please respect!

[trashcannie]

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

[jasperzilla]

You missed some of the best ones

[dragonastra]

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

[vashthestampedee]

How could you forget this one though

[akamine-chan]

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

[solongstarbird]

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

[gay-jesus-probably]

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.

So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.

Art world is not thrilled with that.

Enter Stuart Semple.

Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.

Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.

Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”

Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.

Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.

He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.

Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.

So I think we can guess who got the better deal.

And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.

…But not quite.

Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.

No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.

The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.

Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.

So that’s been the art world for the last two years.

Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

[todayiwrotenothing]

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.

[secretsfromwholecloth]

Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”

[queen-of-heck]

ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!

[extremedistressorstellarblowjob]

I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life

[galahadiant]

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

[cat-vee-deactivated20240417]

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

[claydart]

Two things:

1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.

2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple

[speckled-light]

I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

[0-memento-mori-0]

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god

[politicalcdnmama]

It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.

[mysticalalleycat]

An older project, but he also did this:

(x)

[addakax]

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

[rrdcooc]

Every addition to this post is better than the last.

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[massive-muscle-freaks-deactivat]

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

[hypnoticsymbiosis]

Ditto

[fairyfuckablefrats]

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

[gaylatex724-deactivated20180529]

Buh bye, no thanks

[buggyeyes]

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

[shewolfofficial]

[rip-paramour]

If you think minors are “sexy” or that pedophilia is a sexual orientation you can slather arsenic on a cactus and shove it up your ass.

[boy-wants-bones]

Yeah go ahead and unfollow if this is you

[quoth-the-sparrow]

Random Questions

1. Museum date or aquarium date? Why?

2. Describe your favorite type of weather.

3. Name a subject/topic you know a lot about.

4. Do you have any friends or know anyone with the same name as you?

5. What’s something most people love that you hate?

6. Who knows the most about you personally?

7. If you could create ANY mix-up or mythical animal and have it be brought to life, what would it be?

8. Do you think everyone in our lives serves a purpose, or are some people just there?

9. How do you feel about getting your picture taken?

10. Any guilty pleasure/s?

11. What is your favorite Studio Ghibli film and why?

12. Do you always make eye contact with people when you’re speaking to them?

13. Have you ever self-harmed?

14. What’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given?

15. Have you felt butterflies in your stomach today?

16. Did anyone/anything get on your nerves today?

17. Is there something you currently want, that you can’t have?

18. Who was the last person to make you feel embarrassed or uncomfortable?

19. Think of the last film you watched. Who was your favorite character in it?

20. What are you known for?

21. What is something you are skeptical about?

22.If you have a job, do you prefer morning shifts or evening shifts?

23. What is something you are most confident about?

How about something you're really insecure about?

24. What do you think in general of girls with short hair? How about guys with long hair?

25. With films in languages you do not speak, do you prefer a dub or a subtitle?

26. If you wear makeup, what are your preferred brands?

27. What part of a person's body do you usually find the most attractive?

28. What/which music are you currently listening to?

29. Do you find smoking unattractive?

30. What was the last thing you looked up on Google?

31. What is the 10th picture in your phone gallery?

32. Would you ever dye your hair an unnatural color?

33. What job would you be terrible at and what job would you be good at?

34. Do you think forgiveness is mandatory to move on from something?

35. What did you think was cool when you were younger?

36. Is there a place that makes you sad to return to?

37. What's the best advice anyone has ever given you?

38. Have you ever treated someone badly just because someone else treated you badly?

39. What's your favorite lyric from your favorite song right now?

40. What was the last thing that completely took your breath away?

41. Is it true that if you can't love yourself, you can't love another?

42. What's the most positive thing you could say to yourself right now?

43. What time of the day feels the most magical to you?

44. Were you a cute baby?

45. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for, but never did?

46. What is any creative talent you wish you had?

47. Do you think you'd make a good teacher? Why or why not?

48. Do you think it's possible to fix a "broken" relationship?

49. If you chose to get a tattoo what would it be and where would you want it?

50. When was the last time you stayed up past midnight and what were you up to?

[katteens]

destiel + touches

[laufeysons]

stan uris has never done anything wrong in his entire life

[beatlemaniacinthetardis]

[gloopearl]

Ezra Miller in we need to talk about kevin (2011)

[flamingbirtie]

FUCK

[sakura-haruka]

#Fuck Ben i guess 

[tenorgender]

[tenorgender]

this got 1k notes in 4 hours are y'all ok

[tenorgender]

this got 5k notes in 6 hours are y'all ok

[memegorl420]

Bev: Stan, are you done writing your speech for Richie and Eddie’s wedding?

Stan: Yep.

Bev: That’s just one sentence.

Stan: It’s perfect.

Bev, reading aloud: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”

[mabelmidnight-takeover]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW MIKE SAID "STAN THE MAN"???? OR HOW BILL WAS STAN'S LAST THOUGHT??? HIS GIGANTIC BIRDS PUZZLE?????? ANDY'S ACTING BEING FUCKING AMAZING EVEN IF HE ONLY HAD LIKE 2MIN ONSCREEN???? WYATT'S ACTING BEING FUCKING AMAZING AS WELL????? HIS BAR MITZVAH?????? STAN AND RICHIE'S FRIENDSHIP????? WHY MORE PEOPLE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT STAN?????????????????????

[rackhamjack]

I haven’t seen anyone talk about this yet, but the fact that at one point in the movie Richie and Eddie were standing in front of an open CLOSET while at the same time Ben and Beverly were being attacked by their deepest FEARS… the symbolism of it all, babey!

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[flamingbirtie]

i have 1😳

[tinyarmedtrex]

9 for reddie for the angst/ fluff prompt list?? Only if you want to💗

“You meant too much to me.” (hi Ily and I’m sorry)

“He came? Really?” Eddie asked, peering out from behind the door. He didn’t believe it, couldn’t believe it. Richie had sworn up and down that he wasn’t going to come. He refused to give anyone a reason for it but he had been very insistent.

It had ruined his relationship with all the losers, Eddie most of all.

“He’s outside, in the hall.” Mike’s voice was soft, like he was worried he was going to spook Eddie. “Do you want to talk to him?”

“Fuck.” Eddie nibbled on his bottom lip, glancing at the clock as he debated.

Thirty minutes.

He was getting married in thirty minutes. It wasn’t enough time to even start to tell Richie how hurt and upset he was but he had to try. Richie had showed up at the last minute, that had to mean something.

Right?

Keep reading

[flamingbirtie]

dude ouch, i’ve been impaled this hurts so much but the writing is so good i’m torn

[flamingbirtie]

somebody smother my ass in calmoseptine ointment