#tbs.

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rosie tma                         sarah bright sessions                          🤝         seeing shady shit going on at         work and minding their business

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[ *insert headcanon here about how much director hunter hates desk work and has built elaborate paper clip constructs and figured out advanced origami and draws pretty black and white pen pictures on the backs of old paperwork and also he has a daily tally of shit related to his coworkers like “all the times agent sharpe talks to me about an URGENT problem that has to be DISCUSSED” “all the times agent green looks like he wants to talk to me and stops because of shyness or fear or? blushing?” “director bennett makes a pun”* ]

[vantagogh]

listen, i understand the allure of a good VA as much as the next person, but the only thing i feel when i hear damien gorham talk is overwhelming and all-encompassing RAGE

[vantagogh]

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[timedriving]

[ where are my time bureau shenanigans. where is ava fucking up once in her perfect career and trying to cover it up with gary and they’re quietly panicking in the office and rip opens the door like “hello you two have you seen my stapler--” and ava just IMMEDIATELY flashes him with the memory gun and gary is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and when rip blinks and comes to and is like “hello ava, gary, what was i--” and ava FLASHES HIM AGAIN and gary’s just like AGENT SHARPE PLEASE ]

[timedriving]

[ rewatching aruba-con and of course. we were done dirty with the time bureau i gotta say they have such POTENTIAL to be so STUPID with their WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS ]

i still wish rip had his beard with his suit like the big idiot fucker he is

i also want to say rip and ava are ron swanson and leslie knope except they’re both tired and all the cheer and excitement went to gary

rip tells ava to handle the meetings he can’t be assed about and ava tells gary to handle the meetings she can’t be assed about and gary goes up to bennett like “director bennett you’re old and wise how do i juggle 64 meetings in one day” and bennett’s like “i’m old?” and gary looks up at his grey hair and then back at his face and just says, carefully, “no...?”

bennett to rip and ava: i have total faith in both of you bennett to gary: there’s, like, a 30% chance they’ll both die

rip at lunch with ava: i’ll have the number 8 the waiter: sir that party platter serves 12 people rip whose physiology has been fucked to hell and back: i know what i’m about, mate

rip is stopped in the hall by gary who needs something and gary starts to laugh and the scene immediately shifts to gary laughing in a restaurant and rip staring confused at the bar and then confused as gary orders them a salad to share rip: what happened. did he drug me

gary: agent sharpe you’re like an angel with no wings ava: so like a person?

ava: director hunter, thank you for agreeing to see me rip: i didn’t. you just walked in here and started talking

ava: wow, sara, your outfit looks great gary: and it’d look even better on agent sharpe’s floor! ava: are you hitting on sara ava: for me?

god i could keep going

[savioer]

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