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@mindinmuken asked:
"Are you fond of animals as well, Hirako-taicho?" [from Seinosuke c:]
“ ...I s’pose. Why not. Animals don’t plot and stab ya in the back. And even when they do attack, that’s just their nature, no? ”
“ And you, Lieutenant? Reckon kindness ‘ta animals might be some sorta preferred requisite for yer ilk- ”
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@viciousvizard asked:
❝ One time I punched a goose right out of the air. ❞
“ ...Gaki, that goose don’t happen’a have a name that starts with ‘U’ and ends with ‘-rahara,’ does it? ” He was about to scold her again, judging by the look on his face...but then he sighed instead. He recognized the signs; how she always ran over here to look for him whenever she was free, and she came by so often these days...after her beloved taichou left, and her replacement took over. He thought about how lonely and devastated she looked in the following days right after Kirio’s departure...thought about the flashes of loneliness and hurt that still crossed her expressive gaze, sometimes, and felt himself relent in silent empathy for her.
“ ...Oi, I know that yer still gettin’ used ‘ta yer new Cap’n, and I know that ya don’t like him too much since he’s so different from... so different, ” he smoothly corrected himself. “ Still, give the fella a chance. He’s only doin’ his job, just like ya gotta do yers, too. ”
He sent her a small glare. “ In short, don’t be so bratty, Hiyori. ” His lean, adroit hand emerged gracefully from the opposing sleeve of his haori, and with a casual, elegant sleight of hand, he pushed the plate of wagashi towards her. “ Yosh, if ya understand, then finish these up and go say sorry. Yer taichou’s worried ‘bout ya, y’know. ”
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@slyress asked:
‘ drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree ’
He did not need to be told twice when it came for any excuse to get to higher ground, mainly because the subordinates hunting for him to drag him back to office seldom remembered to look up when they were running about seeking their errantly missing captain.
“ Hey, ninja-chan, thanks. Fancy seein’ one of yer ilk here. S’up? ”
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@bleachintothemultiverse said:
“..what I do …? In terms of what I’m skilled at or…?” Aizen questioned, raising a eye brow at the question. he wasn’t quite sure what Shinji wanted from him . He was skilled in a lot of things in terms of researching, to using advance Kido .
Was he always this awkward meeting a new captain every time he transferred division? , yes . He didn’t know exactly what to expect from him or what to expect and how to act in the new divison . He didn’t know exactly what kind of facade to put on around Shinji or how well Shinji could read people .
He gazed blankly at the newcomer, recently transferred in from the 12th. His former Fukutaichou had decided to retire from active duty after a very, very long reign of service to the Gotei, which unfortunately left Shinji with the need to find a suitable replacement to fill the vacated position. Aizen Sousuke had come highly recommended by his previous Captain, and so here they were, with the other Shinigami currently on probation of sorts, an ‘interim’ Fukutaichou of the Gobantai, just to test out if he would actually be suitable for the role.
“ Yeah. Somethin’ like that, ” Shinji drawled laconically, not being very helpful, just to see how the other would respond. “ Yer aware of the responsibilities that come with yer new role? If ya’ve got some concerns ‘bout yer duties, now’s the time ‘ta voice ‘em. ”
@bleachintothemultiverse said:
“Happy birthday, captain” Aizen said as he placed a gift box full of expensive human hair products, and some human gadgets. that Hiyori suggested he would like, down on shinji’s desk before resting his hands behind his back loosely . //Pendulum verse //.
He received the package curiously, first glancing between Sousuke and the neatly wrapped item, before slowly undoing the furoshiki and lifting the enameled box cover to reveal a whole assortment of hair care products as well as some amusing living world toys and curios. Shinji poked at the items with fascination. He did enjoy exploring fresh new playthings and trinkets from the human world, and briefly wondered how Aizen had come to learn about his little side hobby...
“ ...You didn’t sneak hair removal shampoo in these again, did ya? ” he deadpanned. “ I was just joking. This is very thoughtful. Thanks, Sousuke. ”
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@viciousvizard said:
“Yer late,” she grumbled and at the risk of sounding like some typical, long-suffering wife, she immediately stopped nagging. He was a captain and it wasn’t easy for him to get away to the lieutenant’s residence in the 12th Division.
At the very least, she had prepared dinner for him tonight. Only because… well… because she felt like it. It’s what wives did, didn’t they? Have dinner. Support each other. Keep each other’s secrets – that last one still bugged her. This marriage wasn’t known to a single soul and now, she was briefly wondering if it had even happened.
But it had. Of course it had.
“I just wanted ya ‘ta have the dinner I made. Taichou says I make a good oyakudon.”
“ I’ve got some things ‘ta finish, ” he replied in neutral response to her grumpiness. He could have had his dinner at the mess hall of the Fifth as he usually did most evenings, but since she had gone out of her way to ask him to come over, he had obliged. He hadn’t eaten yet, but then again, he was used to keeping irregular mealtimes. It looked like she hadn’t taken her dinner yet, too. Had she been waiting for him?
“ Don’t wait up for me next time and eat first. ” Was there even going to be a next time? He would be optimistic. They were still in the process of figuring out this marriage, but he wasn’t resistant to her attempts at...coexisting.
Shinji swept down and took his seat on the zabuton, settling directly opposite of her. The spread of dishes on the low table in front of him looked good. His stomach stirred dully with a demand for sustenance. After gazing at her briefly, lean, elegant fingers picked up the pair of chopsticks resting at the side, and his other hand curled around the bowl of oyakodon set before him, pulling it closer. Picking up a piece of chicken from the donburi, he bit into the morsel. It was tender and flavorful.
He paused in muted surprise, his eyes widening; he had not known that she actually knew how to cook, and quite well, too. “ ...S’good, ” he told her after he swallowed, scooping up a generous clump of fluffy white rice with his chopsticks next and placing it in his mouth. He was actually enjoying the warm meal. Casually licking a grain of rice from the ends of his utensil, he caught her stare and raised one fine, golden brow.
“ Are ya gonna eat too, or are ya just gonna watch me eat? What else did ya make? ”
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@moonlightdestruction said:
"Well they can mind their own fuckin’ business! I don’t give a shit if they think I’m some fuckin’ menace. Always with this horseshit! I don’t fucking care if they hate me, if they fear me. They just need to get the fuck out of my way then.”
“ Whaddya mean, ‘ya think?’ ” Shinji retorted, brow lifting as he gazed in consternation at this trouble-making subordinate of his. “ Yer a fuckin’ menace. Explain’a me again why ya thought it was a good idea ‘ta barge into the Second Division and start raisin’ hell in there? Ya still hadn’t had enough of latrine cleanin’ duty, Yamashita? ”
“Also, I was wine drunk, so…”
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Shinji snorted softly under his breath at Yoruichi’s sheepish admission.
“ You? Drunk? Is that even possible? ” His drawl was soft and low with teasing, as the two friends sat side by side on the engawa of his Captain’s quarters, sharing sake and swapping childhood stories beneath the moonlight.
“ So what was yer old man’s reaction, after he discovered that you and yer baby brother stole the bottles of plum wine from his liquor cabinet? ”
