TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 2/8)
Every TCF story arc in a nutshell
Volume 2: chapters 100-199
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Dragon Worshippers, Act 1
Cale: According to the novel all Elves are obsessive dragon simps, so let's avoid-
Obante: Gasp! That aura! Sir, are you a dragon??
Cale: (Well f***)
Raon: Hello!
The Dark Elves: *simp mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)
*Cale mistaken for a dragon counter: 2*
Securing Allies
Cale: *at the Jungle, Roan, Breck and Whipper Kingdoms* You get an alliance, you get an alliance, you get an alliance, everybody gets an alliance!
Alberu: *headache mode activated* …You're driving me nuts
Dragon Worshippers, Act 2
Cale: I need to visit this mountain to get the fire power, but there's an Elf Village nearby, so let's avoid-
Jeet: Gasp! That aura! Is that a dragon??
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale: Raon, spin in circles for a bit
Raon: (Spinning is so much fun!)
Jeet: (There's no way such a dignified creature would be spinning. That red-haired dragon must be doing it for a distraction!)
Jeet: *simp mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)
*Cale mistaken for a dragon counter: 3*
Saving the Elf Village
Cale: *throws 2 billion gallons from Alberu's bank account into lava*
Raon: 🤯
Cale: *laughs in Rich*
[Fire Ancient Power: Fire of Destruction, acquired!]
*Cale's Ancient Power counter: 5.5*
Cale: Great, I've got all the full power set I wanted. Now let's just-
Pendrick: Would you mind saving our village?
Cale: (Well f***)
Arm: Haha, we're going to poison all of you Elves with dead mana and steal your branch of the World Tree!
Cale: Oh look, free dead mana
Arm: Huh?! It's those bastards in fake uniforms again!!
Cale: *blasts them with fire*
Also Cale: *coughs blood and faints*
Cale's group: *turns murderous*
Arm: Wait, we didn't even-
Cale's group: *goes on a war path*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 2*
*Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 6*
Dragon Worshippers, Act 3
Cale: *wakes up in a flower garden Disney princess style*
Cale: Wait, it's been 3 days? Why are you all still in the same outfits??
Cale's group: *awkward*
The Elves: He's got a dragon's protection!
The Elves: *simp mode activated*
Cale: Oh look, free manual labor
Scamming Toonka, But Also With ✨Friendship✨
Cale: *discovers very important research in the Magic Tower*
Cale: How about I copy half of it and sell it back to Toonka for the price I bought the tower for?
Alberu: It wasn't even YOUR money, you bastard. Sell it back for half the price and have them eternally grateful to you.
Cale: Sounds good. Choi Han, act
Choi Han: What. Is. This. How. Odd-
Cale: I am never letting you act again
Toonka: So generous!! My friend!!!
Cale: I am very generous, aren't I
Toonka: *trust mode levels up*
*Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 7*
Meeting Eruhaben
Pendrick: So there's an ancient dragon who lives nearby
Cale: Hell n-
Raon: Yay! Another dragon!
Cale: …
Cale: (Well f***)
Raon: Hello! Nice to meet you!
Eruhaben: What is this?? A social dragon???
Raon: Yep! Wow, you're loaded
Eruhaben: Of course I am. You might as well inherit it all since I'll be dying soon anyway-
Raon: You're my granpa now
Eruhaben: Wait what
Raon: You're going to teach me?
Eruhaben: I guess…?
Raon: We're all staying here for free by the way
Eruhaben: (…Why do I feel like I'm getting scammed??)
Cale: *proud* (I taught him well)
Meeting the Sun Twins
Cale: *randomly stumbles across Jack and Hannah*
Cale: (Well f***)
Jack: You must be from the Empire, here to silence us for our intricate knowledge of your shady deeds!!
Cale: *realizes he just got a goldmine of information and a trump card against the Empire on his hands*
Cale: There's no reason not to adopt these children who are actually around my age
Becoming the Avatar
Eruhaben: By the way, you realize you're supposed to blow up and die from multiple ancient powers, right?
Cale: Wait what
Eruhaben: If you want to live you have to gather all 5 attributes to balance out your plate
Cale: (Well f***)
Eruhaben: That's close to impossible of course, but I wish you luck-
Cale: Found it
Eruhaben: Wait what
[Earth Ancient Power: Super Rock, acquired!]
*Cale's Ancient Power counter: 6.5*
Cale: *gets a fully furnished villa as a bonus*
Also Cale: (My water power's an exhaustible resource... but I'm sure that won't bite me in the a** later!)
Officiating the Alliance
Cale: *goes around helping, adopting and providing people with precious resources to makes themselves stronger*
Also Cale: It's so nice to be a nobody
Alberu: Come with me to the alliance meeting. Just act like your usual self
Cale: (You mean sitting still and doing nothing? Perfect)
Everyone: Look! It's Cale Henituse!! *simp mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)
Helping Toonka, Still With ✨Friendship✨
Toonka: *calling* Hi friend! We got a bit of trouble here, but don't worry, we'll be fine!
Cale: …
Cale: I'm coming over
Toonka: Wait, wha-?
Raon: You're such a good person, human!
Cale: *brings in healers and potions when no one asked* (What nonsense is this child talking about?)
Toonka: *trust mode maxed out*
Cale: *disguises himself as an extremely holy-looking priest*
Also Cale: I'm sure this won't bite me in the a** later
*Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 8*
Adopting the Tiger Tribe
Gashan: Here he is, the man who is leading a new life
Ron: That shaman seems legit. He knows how the young master used to be trash
Witira: Young master used to be trash??
Mary: Impossible. He's not trash
Choi Han: He only acted like trash
Cale: I'm still trash
Everyone: …
Gashan: Anyway, Nature told me you would give us a new place to live
Cale: No wa-
Gashan: We got bribes
Cale: -there's no reason not to adopt more Beast People into my zoo- I mean Harris Village
Also Cale: *causes a natural disaster and destroys Arm's fleet just because he can*
*Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 9*
Field Trip to the Empire
Alberu: Go with me to "investigate" in the Empire
Cale: How about no
Alberu: You'll have looting opportunities
Cale: Sign me the f*** up
Adin: *fake smiles*
Cale: (I despise this psycho to my core)
Rex: *shows up to blow up the imperial palace*
Cale: *saves the day with a holy-looking shield*
Everyone: HERO!!!
Cale: (Well f***)
Adin: Thank you so much, here's a medal for your heroism
Cale: (I am going to DESTROY him)
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 3*
*2 Divine Items has been added to the Inventory*
Dragon Worshippers, Act 4
Cale: We're going to see the World Tree
The Whales: Be warned, the Elves are a**holes
Cale: Great
The Whales: Huh?
Cale: Have you ever seen Elves next to a dragon?
The Whales: Uh, no? Why?
Raon: Hello!
The Elves: *simp mode activated*
The Whales: (WTF is this??)
Adite: *throws money at Cale*
Cale: Uh?
Adite: Please don't set the World Tree on fire
Cale: *pockets the money* I mean, since you've asked
Meeting the World Tree
World Tree: Just so you know, the gods chop off my branches if I give too much exposition
Cale: Fair enough, so what can you tell me?
World Tree: There's an a**hole with 3 ancient powers, you're going to need the water power, and Raon's mom is important to the plot
World Tree: *loses 3 branches*
Cale: ...Was that really too much exposition?
World Tree: The gods are a**holes too, you know
Enter Clopeh
Cale: Let's go to Paerun Kingdom
Cale's group: Why?
Cale: For a festival
Cale's group: Oh how nice-
Cale: Also to set a lake on fire
Cale's group: Huh?
Cale: And to loot Arm again
Cale's group: Ah.
Choi Han: Cale-nim, why do we keep using those knock-off uniforms?
Cale: To annoy them, obviously
Choi Han: Your intellect never ceases to amaze me
Clopeh: *sees priest Cale* Gasp! A divine sign! My legend is drawing near!!
Cale: (…why did I get chills all of a sudden?)
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 4*
*Dragon Crown (Key Item) has been added to the Inventory*
*Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 10*
Messing Up Slave Traders
Cale: *acts like a drunkard*
Antonio: Humph, no way that guy is a REAL noble
Cale: *smashes some houses to reveal an illegal slave trade ring*
Cale: So your people were involved in this mess
Antonio: (…well s***)
Cale: Now I'm blackmailing you-
Antonio: (Oh f***!)
Cale: -to do your job properly. Just be on my side and protect the kingdom
Antonio: (So he IS a REAL noble!!)
Antonio: *admiration mode activated*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 5*
*Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 11*
Cale at the Auction
Plavin: How much for the Determination of Fire?
Cale: 30 billion
Plavin: You motherf***er. *pays*
Sun Church Bishop: How much for the Night's Exultation?
Cale: 23 billion
Sun Church Bishop: You son of a b****. *pays*
Cale: *spoiling the kids rotten on a shopping spree* I'm rich now
The kids: …But you were already rich?
Hilsman: *touched* Look at our young master Silver Light, he's so generous!!
Cale Gets a Promotion
Alberu: So the Wyvern Knight Brigade has been revived, huh
Cale: Make me in charge of everything
Alberu: *shrugs* Fair enough
Nobles: *at Cale* Who do you think you are?!
Cale: *shows them the badge* I'm the Commander, b****es.
The War Begins
Indomitable Alliance: We will start our glorious conquest with the Henituse Territory! *brings in the wyverns and the Bear Tribe*
Clopeh: I shall become a legend!
Cale: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
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