#tcgm

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #16

Oswald: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Ed: Bro, It's just a dream

Oswald: Uh, gay I wouldn't fuck you

Ed: You wouldn't?

Oswald: I mean unless you want to

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #9

Oswald: hey can I have a sip of your water?

Victor: It's not water

Oswald: vodka! I like your style dude-

Victor: it's vinegar

Oswald: ... what?

Victor: I said it's vinegar, pussy

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #1

Nygma, holding the drugs: this bitch empty

Nygma: *throws pills off the dock* YEET

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #3

Nygma: Gosh, Oswald, I never realized large, monopolizing corporations could be such a force for good in the world!

Oswald: Few do

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #8

Oswald: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Oswald: Carmine, code name -- Been There, Done That.

Oswald: Nygma is -- Currently Doing That.

Oswald: Victor is -- It Happened Once in a Dream;

Oswald: Sofia, code name -- If I Had To Pick a chick.

Oswald: Jerome is -- Eagle Two.

Jerome: Oh thank God.

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #10

Nygma: May I have your attention for a moment?

Nygma: Okay, that was very good. Thanks. I just wanted attention.

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #14

Oswald: Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad.

Grundy: I'm on the Brute Squad.

Oswald: *sees Grundy* You ARE the Brute Squad!

[franklinsherald]

Totally Canon Gotham Moment #13

Nygma: I'm a real gangster you kids is pretending. This my side bitch

Grundy: but he don't know that i'm pregnant

Nygma: and i kill-WAIT WHAT THE FUCK