Fezzik: change is inedible
Inigo: you mean inevitable, my friend
Fezzik: *spits out several silver coins and a copper*
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Fezzik: change is inedible
Inigo: you mean inevitable, my friend
Fezzik: *spits out several silver coins and a copper*
I've been thinking about the Stanley cup my dad gave me. I'd used it for a few years before finally throwing it away because of mold. My mom asked me why I hadn't thrown it away before then, my response was laziness. I'm only confused now as to how I was drinking from a cup covered in mold for a good year or two without any health issues. My only answer is that, like Wesley from the princess bride, I've built up a tolerance, except this was by accident.
Which The Princess Bride Character Are You? ⚔️
Prepare to duel, scheme, and maybe shout “as you wish.” This quiz will reveal which iconic Princess Bride character matches your vibe—romantic, ridiculous, or secretly unbeatable. Take it and enter the tale.
Inigo: I’m a man who leans in doorways. Relaxes against the counter. Drapes across a couch. Sprawls over an armchair. My spine isn’t straight but by god neither am I.
GRRR I LOVE FEZZIK AND INIGO THEY'RE SO CUTIE PATOOTIE
I AM NOT BLONDE HOW DARE YOU
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU'RE THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS
do you have six fingers on your right hand?
*bonks you onthe head* bad blonde twink bad
the only valid princess bride remake would be if it was a muppet princess bride. btw.
