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Prince Humperdinck: *spits in Rugen’s face* that’s what I think of you

Count Rugen: *wipes it into his mouth*

Fezzik: words ending in “ie” always sound adorable

Buttercup, nodding: yeah like cutie, sweetie, cookie

Count Rugen: die

The more I think about it the more I want to write a Star Trek/Princess Bride crossover

Only problem is I wanna make it Spirk and Kirk would make such a good buttercup AND Wesley.

Tentatively maybe like:

Wesley: Spock

Buttercup: Kirk

(Because Spock is the damsel most of the time but we know Kirk wants to be)

Vizzini: Chekov. Solely because changing “Sicilian” to “Russian” in the last line would be really funny.

Inigo: Between Bones and Sulu because weird romantic tension with Wesley but also Fencing but I want bones to be Miracle Max so Sulu.

Fezzik: idek.

Humperdinck: Khan because only memorable villain I guess

Rugen: Reason Khan became a husband killer what’s her name

Buttercup: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Inigo: Mine just says “Inigo no”

Buttercup: I want you to apply it in every possible situation.

Inigo: I need a favor from you

Count Rugen: whatever could you want from me?

Inigo: can you come to therapy with me? My therapist thinks I’m inventing enemies

Prince Humperdinck: I’m straight, you scoundrel!

Westley: name one woman.

Prince Humperdinck: …. Mother Teresa.

Westley: a dead nun. A top ten pick for heterosexual men.

Fezzik: I sure do love being a straight man

Yellin: $20

Vizzini: $35

Count Rugen: $50

Prince Humperdinck: $150

Fezzik:.. are you bidding on me?

Westley: What’s with the handkerchief on the glass door?

Buttercup: Fezzik keeps walking into the glass door so I thought this would help

Inigo: how interesting! A floating handkerch- *walks into the glass door*

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