#princess bride

[indooooor-kites]

Oh my godddddd.

I’m having a Princess Bride movie night and I was thinking about themed things I can do for the that would be easy enough. Gonna make Princess buttercup cookies, have true loves kiss (Hershey’s), and for some reason I thought to make a tear away flyer seeking a new dread pirate roberts to hang in the bathroom. Okay? Fine.

In the making of this, I realized Inigo is having an identity crisis because his revenge has ended. Roberts’s ship is called THE REVENGE.

I love this movie so much

[inconcievable-princess-bride]

Fezzik: change is inedible

Inigo: you mean inevitable, my friend

Fezzik: *spits out several silver coins and a copper*

[coloredincrayon]

I've been thinking about the Stanley cup my dad gave me. I'd used it for a few years before finally throwing it away because of mold. My mom asked me why I hadn't thrown it away before then, my response was laziness. I'm only confused now as to how I was drinking from a cup covered in mold for a good year or two without any health issues. My only answer is that, like Wesley from the princess bride, I've built up a tolerance, except this was by accident.

[quizrain-net]

Which The Princess Bride Character Are You? ⚔️

Prepare to duel, scheme, and maybe shout “as you wish.” This quiz will reveal which iconic Princess Bride character matches your vibe—romantic, ridiculous, or secretly unbeatable. Take it and enter the tale.

[inconcievable-princess-bride]

Inigo: I’m a man who leans in doorways. Relaxes against the counter. Drapes across a couch. Sprawls over an armchair. My spine isn’t straight but by god neither am I.

[stinkyfork]

GRRR I LOVE FEZZIK AND INIGO THEY'RE SO CUTIE PATOOTIE

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

I AM NOT BLONDE HOW DARE YOU

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU'RE THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

do you have six fingers on your right hand?

*bonks you onthe head* bad blonde twink bad