#tdp shitpost

[0luna123]

i'm blasting soren with the bear beam as we speak

[pavatopia]

I have this issue where I look at the moon in the sky and I speculate on how fertile Rayla would be. I fear I’ve lost the plot

[tategaminu]

[pavatopia]

Tits

[ruffeluffe]

Callum: *starts reciting a poem* Rayla:

[pavatopia]

Was watching this interview on youtube and I didn’t know Callum was a Heated Rivalry fan!

[pavatopia]

It’s a full moon and the first of February.

You all know what that means

[pavatopia]

I love love love “Unexpected” by Mythictea, don’t get me wrong, but it’s also so funny to me how in the fic Callum tells Rayla he could tell she was pregnant by looking at her sleep.

He really went “your vibes? pregnant.”

(That’s all I can think every time I read that part 😭)