#teaandshade

[myfriendvivian]

Wedding Invitation

*I show Vivian a picture of a Wedding Invitation I got*

me: what is that to you. first instinct. what do you think it is?

vivian: An ugly wedding invite

me: LOL DUDE. IT LOOKS LIKE CREDIT CARD PAYMENT BILLS. I DONT WANT NO DEBT.

vivian: *ignoring me* ...Mr boring marrying ms boring. Come not celebrate and be bored at our wedding with us.

vivian: The reception will be no dinner but free tax services thank you for your love

me: *laughing uncontrollably*

vivian: *continues* Also please do not gift us anything with color. We like monochrome. Maybeeeee a hint of brown. If you can make it boring enough

[mister-morris]

TODAY! Sun. June 19th at @rooftopatprovg! Link in bio... #tea #teadance #tdance #shade #allthetea #alltheshade #pride #teaandshade #providence #lgbtq #rooftop #dj #housemusic #ri #summer #lounge #gay #rhodeisland #newengland #rooftopg #disco #cockatils #gaypride #queer (at Rooftop at Providence G)

[jerseycarter]

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Some people need to know their place. #hunty #teaandshade

[wonderfultim]

Is your URL a play on Tex Avery or is that actually your name? haha

My url is my actual name!

[floptina]

Dear Xtina whom art in T-Bell, hallowed be thy lame. They queen doth came and left you in shame because everyone forgets that Madonna kissed you along with Britney. Give us this day a crunch wrap supreme as we forgive you who ruined the national anthem. And lead us not into reality TV, lest we gain weight and be nothing but a has-been. Ramen (you're broke).

my reality show is a youtube smash you ass!