Okay, but, like, low-key, Teacher Lore is fucking crazy.
My 5th grade theater was from Whales, right? So he was already the coolest teacher in the school. But every Friday, he'd tell us stories of when he grew up. My favorite story (and consequently the only one I remember in detail) is the time he broke his leg: He had his best friend had been biking, and Mr. L (my teacher) got hit by a car in a roundabout. Instead of helping him or calling an ambulance, bestie ditched his bike, ran all the way back to Mr. L's house, banged on the door until Mr. L's mom answered instead of going inside, and yelled "YOUR SON'S DEAD!" in her face with no explanation. When his mom got there, someone had already called an ambulance that was en route, but his left femur bone had poked through the skin about 4 inches.
Anyway. Teacher Lore is crazy.
On a completely different note, I saw someone on YT censor the word "job" and I'm very disappointed in them











