Jan 26, 2017
tfw u write stevetony fic out of spite lmao
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tfw u write stevetony fic out of spite lmao
I’m back, bitches
bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
shut the fuck up i know i deleted twice and ended up back on (almost) my old url
took a brief jaunt through dc fandom and hooo boy it was a mess
someone saved tonyrumiko while i wasn’t looking AND AREN’T EVEN USING IT TO POST CONTENT so this is close enough to who i used to be i guess :(
still probably gonna be like 70% a dc blog sorry
marvel is still making shitty content but i missed stovetuna
tbh I MISSED ALL OF YOU MORE HI <3
ok but steve giving tony this mixtape on their anniversary and the two of them having the most incredible sex ever js
@unsentpromises and i are gradually turning the sugar daddy steve au into a stay at home dad!tony au
PSA:
from dec 14-25, “team flangst” will temporarily be known as “team fluff”
i don’t think you guys understand just HOW MUCH i love this playboy/sugar daddy!steve au ok
just
steve being in relationships before but none of them ever being gratifying; steve being used by so many people in his life that he just stops looking for anything more than casual sex
until the day that he meets tony, of course, and this guy is ten years younger than him and barely a senior in college, but steve falls for him the moment tony asks him a question during steve’s talk at his school and steve admits he doesn’t have an answer
steve wanting to shower tony with the love and affection that he never got as a kid, and tony obviously objects because he is not somebody’s kept man and that steve doesn’t need to “buy his love”
but steve just explains that he wants to give tony everything, and he has the money to do it; he’d never try to buy him or anything like that
except tony knows better and knows steve’s insecurities, which is just RIDICULOUS because steve is amazing and smart and suave and tony is... tony
and tony’s just trying to finish school so he can get a job and support himself and now there’s this gorgeous billionaire trying to woo him, like when did his life become a fairytale?
but the two of them love each other and are just trying to prove to the other that they’re worth it
steve becomes the constant in tony’s life that he never had in his years in foster care
and steve, the man who has everything, finally finds the one thing/person in his life that he can’t live without
more playboy/sugar daddy!steve au:
@unsentpromises @pensversusswords @onemuseleft
Tony is terrified of Bucky. Sure, the man’s cool and all, and Tony’s seen firsthand what the CFO can do in a boardroom and how he can charm the press just as easily, if not more-so, than Steve. Bucky’s been by Steve’s side longer than Peggy, Natasha or Sam, and so Tony’s surprised when the latter three give him the “shovel talk” before Bucky does.
Tony had first met Bucky after his and Steve’s third date had been interrupted by some manufacturing emergency, and Bucky had shown up on the roof of the restaurant in a helicopter.
Talk about asserting one’s power.
Tony had tagged along because it was a Friday night and he had nothing better to do, but Bucky had side-eyed him the entire time. At one point, Tony had heard him mutter something like: “What the hell are you doing with a kid, Steve?”
Steve, of course, simply replied with: “I like him. He likes me. He’s fun, and we want to see where this goes.”
Bucky shot a nervous glance in Tony’s direction. “He isn’t... What does he want from you?”
“He doesn’t want anything from me,” Steve snapped. “Now, give me a tablet or something so I can try fixing this mess.”
It’s the morning after Tony and Steve’s six-month anniversary when Tony finds himself in the kitchen making brunch for him and Steve. The celebrations the night before had been nothing short of wonderful, but Tony had wanted to surprise Steve with a nice home-cooked meal after he returned from his early morning meeting,
Tony’s in the middle of pouring some more pancake batter on the griddle when Bucky shows up out of fucking nowhere.
Tony’s positive the man was a ninja in some past life.
Or maybe Bucky was one now: what does he know?
“Coffee?” Tony offers as he puts the bowl full of batter on the counter and lowers the heat of the griddle--the tension in Bucky’s face and shoulders gives Tony the feeling that the man is here for business.
Bucky wordlessly nods as he takes a seat on one of the barstools.
Tony turns his back and pours two cups of coffee for them, and hands one to the other man before retreating behind the safety of the kitchen island. He tries not think about the absurdity of the scene: of Bucky dressed up and ready for work, and Tony cooking barefoot in Steve’s kitchen like he belongs there.
He likes to think he does.
Tony takes in Bucky’s appearance and notices just how much of a contrast his neatly styled hair and impeccable D&G suit are to Tony’s own bedhead and pajamas.
Tony tries taking a sip of the caffeinated drink in his hand and almost burns his mouth in the process--Bucky,of course, takes a huge gulp without flinching at the scalding temperature.
Another way to assert his power over Tony, maybe.
“So you’ve been dating Steve for a while now, huh?” Bucky says with a gaze so intense that it takes all of Tony’s willpower not to fidget.
“Six months. You know that,” Tony says with a frown.
“Yeah, I do. Steve wouldn’t shut up about the plans he made for you for weeks,” Bucky adds, a small smile on his lips. It disappears just as quickly as it came.
“Why are you here?” Tony asks. “I thought you’d still be downstairs with Steve and Peggy.”
"We finished the financials earlier than expected, so I ducked out,” Bucky informs. “I thought this would be a good opportunity to talk. To you,” he adds.
Tony swallows. “What, like a shovel talk?” he remarks, keeping his tone as light as possible. The last thing he wants to do is give Bucky any indication of how much the man intimidates him. “If I hurt him in any way, you’ll kill me, right? Well, don’t worry because Peggy, Natasha, Sam and even Fury already gave me lectures. Months ago, actually.” He’s perfectly aware of the power and influence Steve’s friends have--how they could all make Tony disappear without a trace in five seconds flat.
“I know you aren’t going to hurt him.”
Tony almost drops his mug. “You do?”
Bucky sighs and leans back in his chair. “I’ll admit I had my... reservations before.”
“You continuously tried setting Steve up with people for the first month we were dating,” Tony says dryly. He would’ve been more annoyed, but he knows how he and Steve look--they aren’t exactly a conventional couple, not when Steve’s the head of a multi-billion dollar technology company and Tony’s a broke college student.
“You aren’t like any of the people Steve has ever dated,” Bucky says. “I was convinced for the longest time that you were after something--his money, fame, whatever. Even after the others warmed up to you, I was still convinced that you weren’t good enough for him.”
Tony understands, because of course he does--Bucky and Steve had been best friends since before Tony was born. “You’re just trying to look out for him.”
“I know he has somewhat of a... reputation,” Bucky says, “but the man’s gotten his heart broken more times than I could count. I’ve seen him at his best, Tony, but I’ve also seen him at his worst, and if there’s a way I can prevent the worst, then you can be damn well sure I’m going to try.”
Tony nods wordlessly, but he wonders what Bucky thinks he brings out in Steve.
“I never expected he’d find anyone like you.”
“Is that a good thing or a bad thing?” Tony can’t help but ask.
“You challenge him,” Bucky answers instead. “You aren’t afraid to speak your mind in front of him, and have never been afraid to knock him down a peg or two. Most people would fawn over him from his money and gifts alone, but you’ve never accepted a penny from him without an argument. I... There were a couple in the past who had done the same thing, but it didn’t take long for me to realize it was all just a game to get Stevie wrapped around their finger.”
“I’d never do that,” Tony says. He isn’t stupid--he knows the kind of people that Steve used to... associate with, and he’s met many of them at various functions. Just thinking about how much these people had hurt Steve--how they had betrayed him--made Tony’s blood boil. “You have to know by now that I would never do that.”
“I know,” Bucky answers.
“I’d die before I let that happen.”
Bucky chuckles. “You don’t have to be so dramatic.”
It’s true, Tony wants to say, but bites his tongue. He’d go to the ends of the universe for Steve without a second thought.
“I wanted to apologize.”
“Apologize?” Tony repeats. “What for?”
Bucky leans forward and rests his elbows on the counter. “You’re a good person, Tony, and you’re good for him. I’m sorry for ever thinking that you weren’t.”
Tony opens his mouth to say something, but the words die in his throat.
“Steve has been waiting a long time for someone like you,” Bucky continues. "I didn’t realize it then, but you’re exactly what he needs, and for some reason, he seems good for you too.”
“He’s amazing.” Tony ducks his head. “I don’t know what I ever did to deserve him.”
"I don’t know what Steve ever did to luck out and get you,” Bucky says seriously. “And I’ll be damned if he fucks this up.”
Tony regards him carefully. “What are you saying?”
Bucky straightens his back and takes a another sip from his mug. "What I’m saying is: Steve would have to be a fucking moron to let you go. If he ever hurts you, I will not hesitate to kill him.”
re: playboy-ceo!steve au
steve having to go on a business trip and now it’s the first time they’ve been apart for more than a couple days ever since they got together and the day steve gets back, tony goes to the airport with bucky and peggy and waits with them on the runway and the second steve steps foot outside of his private jet tony runs over and they meet halfway and tony flings himself into steve’s arms because tony’s missed him SO DAMN MUCH and steve’s exhausted af after a stressful week of meetings but the second he sees tony’s face all of the tension in his body immediately disappears and now he’s hugging tony close and kissing his hair as tony’s telling him how much he loves steve and how much he had missed steve and peggy is watching with a fond smile on her face while bucky is resisting the urge to gag from how disgustingly sweet these two are