#team kittenface

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Sometimes you need to get kinda tipsy to remember that you don’t hate everything and that there are still things you’re passionate about.

For me apparently that’s Davies era Doctor Who and Green Day.

Apparently 2005 was peak passion

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Mmk so I JUST started watching Carmen Sandiego and I don’t love it (yet) but that’s probably because I was super devoted to the games? Like, I’m sad they changed her background story and I’m also sad that the VILE villains don’t have punny names, but I do enjoy that they made a joke about not having punny names.

Not sold yet. Maybe later.

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what’s up social media has destroyed my ability to spend in-between moments in any way except distracted by things that don’t actually make me happy

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Every now and then I think about this dude who I had a crush on in 2012 who just happened to be the first person I didn’t know super well already to ask to go get a coffee, but I also think about the fact that I’m pretty sure we ended up on the same tram a few times in 2016 when I was working at the university and I didn’t have the guts to say hi and check that it was actually him. Being bolder would be so much more fun

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I like the idea of makeup but also I've only ever had one set of makeup wipes that didn't burn my skin and make my eyes water for ages after using them so I feel like it's not worth the struggle

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I need to see more music videos with Satan surrounded by sexy men and women instead of just the latter because I feel like if you don’t believe Satan is bi you’re just fooling yourself

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My home internet is literally dial-up speed terrible and has been for the past couple of weeks and it is making everything so difficult, I tells ya

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It's december. So far I have a cold and an identity crisis. 2018 closing out in style