#team mail

[mad-u]

To the ones who put food in the Coke fridge...

...I put it back out.

It's a fridge for beverages, not for food. 

Hint: The one for the food is the one where you keep on putting things in and forget to take them out.

In case you feel like putting it back in - I won't get tired of the game and will win in the end. :)

Also: the Coke fridge in the kitchen will be cleaned tomorrow morning, therefor I will empty it completely today. Please leave it that way.

All my best and Happy Hot Sauce Day (makes you think about the dishwasher mail, doesn't it?) ;)

Your team assistant

[mad-u]

Interested in how "turned on" feels like?

It feels warm and wet.

Of course, this is all totally dishwasher related.

You complain about the dishes not being totally clean - well, this is partially because we all keep on opening the dishwasher while it's on.

To prevent that, please check the sign before you open it.

Also: each morning the dishwasher is empty, so how about putting all your stuff in there when you clean your table from the day before!? :)

Thanks!

All my best

Your team assistant

[mad-u]

christmas party right around the corner!

Lovely boys & girls,

Long awaited (basically since the first day after the summer party) and finally happening: our christmas party! 

You have:

- received the invitation (again, attached - so you can quit asking where it is and when it starts)

- had to report to your lovely assistants if you'll be attending or not (if you kinda forgot - 1. WHY??? 2. do it NOW!) 

- are already heavily thinking about what to wear (remember - XXX with something orange, XXX with something blue and XXX with something green)

Here are some extra infos:

- nothing new, but just to be aware: there will be food & drinks

- there is a little club right next to the room were we'll eat, so bring your dancing shoes! :)

- Ladies, bring a pair of extra tights - there are wooden chairs and tables

What's to bring?

A PRESENT!!!

Word of the day: Schrottwichteln!

How does it work? You'll bring a little present without knowing who it is for. The most entertaining part about it, is that it can be total nonsense. Whatever you can find at home and always wanted to get rid of, bring it (this doesn't apply for your partner, I am sure a little talk will help to fix the problem - no need to bring him/her in a box to give it away).

Also, you'll get the chance to vote for "Mr. & Mrs. Best Dressed to Impress"!

So shape up, boys and girls! 

We are very much looking forward to seeing all of you totally fancy, ready to eat, drink, dance & smile as if you're having fun! :)

Your assistants

[mad-u]

how to prepare real mail

Dear Team,

As I am your postoffice from now on (for business mail only!), here are the top 3 hints on how to prepare real mail properly (it has been seen, so it has to be mentioned):

1. trust the envelope - if it's big enough to fit your stuff, it is strong enough to hold it

2. always put a sender on the envelope (otherwise there is no way to send it back in case of misdelivery)

3. when sending stuff to other countries, put the country name in the address as well 

Think twice if you really need to send your stuff via courier or if regular mail (registered letter/Einschreiben) would be enough as well. There are massive differences in prices!

Thank you! :)

All my best

[mad-u]

to the one who thinks he can make coffee

...you're using too much water (and someone else is cleaning the mess for you!).

There's a sticker on the machine telling you that you need 2l only.

In case anybody wants an intro on how to use that coffee mashine, please just come to me - I'll be happy to let you know how to work it :)

Thank you!

All my best

[mad-u]

visitors after 6pm

Hi all,

The security isn't allowed to send anybody upstairs after 6pm.

So if you have visitors after 6pm, you need to go pick them up downstairs.

The tricky part: as we don't have a central phone system, it is very important that your visitor knows how to reach you via phone once he is here.

So please make sure to send a number along everytime you invite somebody over after 6pm.

I hope I said "after 6pm" often enough now... ;)

Thank you!

[mad-u]

no coffee

...must be my bad as I forgot to mention to turn off the coffee mashine after usage.

It was on all weekend and that was too much for our little friend.

I'll let you know once we have a new one.

All my best...and happy Monday ;)