My friend is watching tonight's episode of Supernatural
she's sitting on the other end of the sofa and her roommate is watching, when suddenly "NO NO NO NO NOOOOO" and she literally jumps off her butt and screams weakly.
She's currently gripping her face in her hands and watching intently, and her roommate is just like "yeah they did that"
Welcome to Night Vale is not sufficient to drown out the sound of dying fangirls.
Ok so I had this piggy bank and few spare hours and a desire to do something arty, so I broke out the sharpies and this happened. With the help of a few quote websites and TheVioletOffender I wrote 99 words/phrases on there, and drew pictures for a couple of them. And that's not counting the devils trap and angel banishing sigil on the cork. I have quotes from Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Lotr/Hobbit, Merlin, Harry Potter, and Tumblr. Surprisingly tumblr had the most with 33 but I think that's coz I did that last so I was filling up space. There's more pictures and a full list of quotes below the cut if you're interested.
I counted up and including making the post and everything this took me 6 HOURS OMFG!!! And it used up all my laptops battery just to make this post. What is my life?!
Supernatural:
I'm Batman
My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
Hey Assbut! (with picture of holy fire molotov)
He's not on any flatbread
The whistle makes me their God (with picture of whistle)
Dude, you fugly
Memory Foam. It remembers me.
That was scary.
It's Tuesday
I don't understand that reference
I love me some pie.
I love my shoe :(
Doctow Who:
Fantastic!
Allons-y!
Geronimo!
Affirmative!
Delete!
Exterminate!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
*TARDIS picture*
BAD WOLF
Don't Blink!
Count the Shadows
Captain Cheesecake
Rose Tyler, I...
IIII II
Bowties are cool (With a picture of a bowtie that I accidentally almost made into a fed so its huge)
Mickey the Idiot
Sherlock:
Afghanistan or Iraq?
It's a drugs bust
Bored!
You were thinking. It's annoying.
Don't...Be...Dead.
No It's Not OKAY!
Not My Division
Dear God. What is it like in your tiny little minds. It ,ust be so boring.
And Honey you should see me in a crown (with picture of crown)
Brainy is the new Sexy
Take my hand (with picture of handcuffs)
LOTR/Hobbit
Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Dori, Ori, Nori, Bifur, Bfur, Bombur, Balin, Dwalin, And the leader of our company: Thorin Oakenshield.
Le Abdollen (Elvish for you're late). You look terrible.
"Don't you lose him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to.
My Precious
Samwise the Brave
A Diversion!
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
So this is the Hobbit.
Nobody tosses a Dwarf!
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Rind to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Stupid Fat Hobbit
POH-TAY-TOES
My name, is Bilbo Baggins.
A day may come when the courage of men fails. But it is not this day!
Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like a box?
They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!
Merlin:
How long have you been training to be a prat...My Lord.
Harry Potter:
*Scar picture*
Accio!
Always
There's no need to call me 'sir' professor.
Now I'm going to bed, before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.
Expelliarmus!
Wingardium LeviOsa
Why is it, whenever something happens it's always you three?
She needs to sort out her priorities.
Tumblr:
You tired
I want this because of reasons
Creys
Gay
Crossovers
The ship that sails itself (with picture of ship)
LOKI'D
Nice legs, Daisy Dukes
Disney
#I don't have a ship I have a freaking Armada
I like your shoelaces. Thanks, I stole them from the President.
Meanwhile, Misha...
Wait, isn't that John Green?
Cosplay (Team Free Derp) (Yes I wrote them on the pig because they are awesome).
Fandom: Harry Potter - Marauders Era
Characters: Severus Snape, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew
Rating: K+ tbh
Author's Note: I wrote a very short ficlet in CaptainImaginary's askbox last year after seeing his and teamfreederp's Marauders cosplays. Unsatisfied with my own writing, I rewrote it over the last few months and here's the finished result! The title is Latin for Misunderstandings but can also mean ignorance.
“ We've got a real snake in the grass here, Padfoot!”
No, please, Merlin, God, whatever. Let me disappear, now. Can't I just have peace?
Remus now had his nose deeply stuck into the pages of the newly acquired book and did not seem to notice nor care what was going. In some ways, Severus thought at a later point, the tawny-haired scholar was the worst of them all with his passivity to their shenanigans. He certainly was not of this opinion at the present moment however, with James grabbing at his heels, chuckling jovially. “Come down, Snivellus! We just want to talk to you~” Yes, chortle as I’m hung upside-down by my ankles. Severus knew their games. They weren’t evil; he knew that in some back part of his mind. But they could be cruel, as children often are, and Potter and Black were two of the most immature people he thought he’d ever come across. Remus stood up from the grass, one hand in the pocket of his robes, the other slinging the book at his hip. “We have the book, it’s fine now. Just leave it.” Severus took this opportunity to clamber further up into the tree as James and Sirius turned to look incredulously at their friend. “Moony...if Snake-features up there knows, and tells someone...” Remus interrupted him with a raised hand. “I know. I could be ostracized by other members of the school, perhaps even asked to leave.”
The Gryffindor sighed, and glanced up at Severus as he inched along a branch, who was mentally scolding himself, Merlin, anyone for the mess he was getting into. Both metaphorically, and oh frogs legs, his robes were covered in moss and who knows what! An uncharacteristic squawk flew past his lips as he felt himself sliding under the branch. Throwing his legs up and around it, he found himself positioned not unlike a sloth, staring into the mischievous eyes of the wretched ringleader, James Potter. “Bit odd, hanging around on your own like that, Severus. Care for a hand down?” The tone was polite but he knew it was laced with the idiotic bravado that the blood of the majority of Gryffindors seemed to have surging through them. “I’m...fine, Potter.” After that he lapsed into silence, stonily glaring at his adversary-of-sorts. Mouth shut, Severus, they’ll leave if you just stay quiet. James sniffed, nudging his spectacles up his nose a touch before turning away, just missing as Severus lost his grip on the branch and plummeted onto the grassy ground. Sirius ran to him first, though he merely stood over the winded Slytherin looking a tad bemused. For one delirious moment, Severus wondered where the fourth friend...that Pettigrew boy was...at least he thought there was a fourth one. He had been hanging around with the other Marauders less and less for a little while, though none seemed to have particularly noticed his absence.
“You are sure you’re alright?” He barked a laugh, holding a hand out, and when Severus didnt take it, he grabbed the fallen boy’s wrist and dragged him to standing, brushing him down roughly. For a moment, Severus looked at the three faces staring at him, the clumsy figure of Peter Pettigrew scurrying up to their side. Once more there was a wall of them; he was the snake thrown into the lion’s den. They could have been friends if things had not occurred differently. Perhaps there was still a chance? He sauntered (as much as was possible) past the four, picking his wand up as he went; voice clipped, but for once not curt. “Thank you, I hope the book helps with Lupin’s “nightly problem” as su-“ Damn. The swirling heat of hexes on his back told him things certainly weren’t going to change between Severus Snape and the Marauders. At least never in this life, anyhow....
Do you ever think "I want to be friends with this person so bad!" and you go into their askbox once or twice, but then you get afraid that they think you're annoying and stop sending them messages?