Louis in Interview with a vampire: “Okay Lestat, you’re sexy but could you please just try not to be obviously and clearly evil towards humans?” Lestat: “Fool! Oh sweet one, you do not understand, that when you have lived as long as I have your morals transcend Lesser beings definitions of good and evil. We are higher beings, you and I, and our radiant reliance puts us above such concerns, sweetling!” Lestat in The Queen of the Dammed. “Okay Akasha you’re sexy but could you please just try not to be obviously and clearly evil towards younger vampires?” Akasha: “Fool! Oh sweet one, you do not understand, that when you have lived as long as I have your morals transcend Lesser beings definitions of good and evil...” Lestat: “Oh my god Louis: she’s evil! In a manner that in no way makes me look back at my own actions, change my behaviour, or learn in any way from this! Who could have imagined that such a towering arrogance could ever exist, and what a fool I was to be seduced by it! Stupid Sexy evil!” Louis (facepalming): “I.... Fuck. Guys, is it too late to push him off another tower?”
