#tech demons

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Velvet: Alastor won fair and square. Even Vox admits it.

Valentino: Where is Vox?

Velvet: Still in the showers. I think he’s trying to drown himself.

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Alastor: Half of me is a hopeless romantic and half of me is an asshole

Vox: I thought you were all asshole

Alastor: And I thought you wouldn't betray me for Valentino so I guess we were both duped

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Vox: I had to Google some of the kinky sex shit Velvet was telling me she was into.

Vox: If that's not a reason to propose, I don't know what is.

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Velvet: Don't worry, Vox! Any shadowy figure coming after you will have to get through me first!

Vox: And I'll treasure those three extra seconds.

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Valentino: You cannot say your life is great if you have bangs!

Valentino: Nobody ever thinks "Oh, my lifes going great! Let me get bangs!"

Velvet: Val-

Valentino: No shut up, you did that at three am in your bathroom while crying!

Valentino: As your friend it is my duty to judge you.

[aldelirio]