#technically crack

[heterochromatica]

Does it count as a meal if he threw two hands full of strawberries and two bananas, with a chug of milk into the blender and made a smoothie? Technically that made him eat  two hands full of strawberries and two bananas with a chug of milk, right?

[scarface-the-gunblader]

“If I wanna drink a 48 ounce bottle of coffee for breakfast, then I’m gonna drink a 48 ounce bottle of coffee for breakfast.”

[twxlightbeforedawn]

@sleighttrickery

            trotting up to cassius, the princess gave absolutely no             warning before a loud ‘THWACK’ sounded and a red mark             began to bloom across the conpony’s face. rip his handsome face.