Parody of three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat but Greek mythology bc I
Late one night before the shopkeeper shut its door
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure
Nervous smile on face, and taller than most
He was no man at all, he was three godlings in a trenchcoat
Hades' in the bottom, fast is he
Poseidon's in the middle, fighting thee
Zeus' pretending not to be
Three godlings in a trenchcoat
[Break 1]
One day when a maiden was out on her nightly stroll
She got lost in the forest and was trapped by some wolves
When in there stepped a gentleman, spear in hand
He barely noticed her 'cause he's three godlings in a trenchcoat
Hades' on the bottom, greedy is
Poseidon's in the middle, so hungry
Zeus' apologizing profusely
Three godlings in a trenchcoat
[Break 2]
Once there was a king who was a scourge upon his land
His citizens all wished him dead, his madness they couldn't stand
One day he just fell dead on the pavement by no hand
He happened to puke his daughters next to three godlings in a trenchcoat
Hades' in the bottom, fast is he
Poseidon's in the middle, fighting thee
Zeus is so panicking
Three godlings in a trenchcoat
[Break 3]
The people of the kingdom, the man's praises they did sing
Believing that he was the one who slew their cannibal king
Put on his head a crown, and to the throne they did him bring
But little did they know, he was three godlings in a trenchcoat
Hades' in the bottom, sleeping is
Poseidon's in the middle, smashing things
Zeus' having existential panic
Three godlings in a trenchcoat
[Break 4]
It didn't take them long to hate their brand-new overlord
He wrote law with crayon and didn't speak a single word
From out of his own kingdom, he was driven by the horde
A spell revealed he was three godlings in a trenchcoat
Hades' in the bottom, instincts kick in
Poseidon's in the middle, mocking thee
Zeus' apologizing profusely
Three godlings in a trenchcoat
{One! Two! Three! Three godlings in a trenchcoat!}
And if you're wondering how I sing three part harmony
When I am just one god without another to be seen
I'm sure the most observant of you already have gleaned
That I am not one god, I am three and in a trenchcoat!
Hades' in the bottom, fiddling free
Poseidon's in the middle, keeping the beat
I'm pretending not to be
Three brothers in a trenchcoat
We're pretending not to be
Three brothers in a trenchcoat
