#technically right?

[completelymindfucked]

Evelyn Evelyn - Evelyn Evelyn

[lordoftablecloths]

i have watched almost 6 seasons of adventure time in the span of a week , i think i need to explode

man i forgot the feeling of being part of a fandom of a show this is great

[sketchbutts]

Day 6 of radiorose week! Marriage for love or taxes

They're going on a honeymoon or committing a felony they'll decide on the way

Every time I get to draw a wild expression I gain serotonin

Unedited

[calamariihell]

Can you tell I'm definitely okay and not thinking about a certain elezen

[orionsnotcanon]

i’m kinda obsessed with the nightlight reader/mothman series so far 👉🏼👈🏼 i just HAD to get this out before midnight!

@heartfullofleeches

[kingsholomon]

how an obey me human world AU would go (in my eyes)

Human obey me is such a like…. not reallt sensitive but people r DEFINITELY critical about it in the community.

So basically im just going to share my views on this.

genre: headcanons?

warnings: None

a/n: lets get into it

Characters

Lucifer / 36, (idk how people keep saying he’s 20 something because that makes it really hard to make the other brothers age imo), probably a lawyer or something.

Mammon / 26, model obv

Levi / 21, dropped out of college to start a yourube career

Satan / 18, still in school. (i usually dont agree with him being a small child in these kinds of AU’s cause 1, this is a human world AU, 2, that’s just like really weird 😭)

Asmodeus / 17, still in school, running a makeup blog.

Beel & Belph / 16, still in school

other characters

diavolo / 37, the brain of whatever organization

Barbatos / 3…7??? ig, follows dia around

Simeon / 35, yes people can look young at 35 have you ever seen one of those like… 50 year old models like look 18??

Solomon / 17

Luke / 12

Story

The brothers parents get put into foster care after their parents get aressted for child abuse and neglect.

Lucifer, being of age at that time, decided to adopt all of his brothers so that they’d all be together. Now, they’re all living in a big house because Lucifer and Mammon started working well paying jobs.

Simeon grew up with the brothers but was just lucky enough to not be apart of the same family.

The brothers mother is the same for everyone but their fathers vary since their mother wasn’t the most loyal person.

lucifer and satan have the same father.

Mammon was conceived in a whole different country with a different father than everyone else.

Levi and Asmo are from the same father, hence Levi constantly making remarks about Asmodeus getting the ”good genes” in the family.

beel and belphie, same father.

Character relationships

Lucifer meets Diavolo in the work force, they aren’t childhood friends. Lucifer and Simeon are though, but they drifted apart when Lucifer had to run away with his brothers using the money from the lawsuit against his parents.

Simeon adopts Luke from a church adoption center (named take an angel 💀), and later finds solomon, homeless and sick on the street and then decides to take him home but not really adopt him.

Solomon and Asmodeus are best friends like in the normal AU, they met in a bar that Asmo went to without Lucifers permission and started talking.

Lucifer isnt the tired single dad cause he’s almost like never home, so Mammon or Levi usually manages stuff.

[undercoverwu]

RotTMNT short story

Leo Is Dying Part I

a short story told in ✨incorrect quotes✨

Leo Is Dying Part II right here :) (once it’s up lol)

Leo: *on the phone* hey, could you just put this on speaker for me?

April: uh okay, everyone’s here. what’s up?

Leo: alright, i need to say my last goodbyes

Raph: WHAT

April: LEO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Donnie: what’s wrong?

Mikey: we heard a shout?

Raph: *hyperventilating*

April: LEO IS TRYING TO SAY HIS LAST GOODBYES

Mikey: LEO????

Donnie: for fuck’s sake

Splinter: what is all this shouting! i’m watching my show!

April: DONNIE TRACK HIM I’M ON MY WAY TO YOU LEO

Donnie: *already tracking leo*

Leo: guys-

Splinter: Blue?

Raph: IS LEO OKAY??

April: *sprinting to the exit with a bat*

Splinter: IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH BLUE??

Donnie: april he’s at our fourth favorite park

Mikey: LEO STAY WITH US

Leo: i’m not-

Mikey: APRIL IS ON HER WAY

Raph: that was always leo’s favorite park *crying*

Leo: GUYS PLEASE

Leo: I’M NOT DYING

Donnie: not on my watch

April: *sprinting in the streets with her bat*

Raph: *faints*

Splinter: it’s like i can hear his voice

Leo: you can cuz i’m still talking-

Mikey: *fondly* it was so annoying

Leo: hey!

Leo: alright EVERYONE SHUT UP

All:

Still all:

Splinter: for how long?

Leo: I- HW-

Leo: I’M NOT DEAD

Leo: I’M NOT DYING

Donnie: he’s right, his vitals are regular

Leo: YEAH

Leo: wait how do you-

[onyxonline]

I don’t like J.K. Rowling and never touched HP like, ever (the only movie I’ve ever watched was Fantastic Beasts (the first one, not the second)) and tbh I’m disappointed that 5e only canon Asian school is Japan, there’s literally so many other Asian countries that there’s no way in hell Japan would be able to host them all.

Have a Taiwanese witch who’s a duelist and doesn’t care about Wizard Politics, she just wants to duel, make witchy meals, and maybe kiss a girl, idk.