Vampires right. Turn into bats and all? Those dudes. If we're going the nerd route, a whole lot of bats are actually Insectivorous bats, (eat bugs) but no one's brave enough to talk about bug eating vampires so I'll just yap about the fruit bat option.
Fruit bats are so cute first of all??? They look like ugly puppies I love them, and also they drink nectar like hello??? I need to see more vegan vampires like
Vampire: I'm a vampire sorry I lied
Guy: But I thought you were vegan??
Vampire: No, I am. I can just also turn into a bat












