02:13 “This is a surprise tool which will help us later” / thumbnail isn’t foreshadowing / video thumbnails have to be big / stream thumbnails can be detailed
05:17 “The traitor is actually Jschlatt” / firework crafting
09:50 “The ratio is impeccable”
13:23 “Dream’s in the game! My audience retention rate” / vc with Tubbo & Quackity / traitor Jschlatt theory / “Are you high?” “A little”
14:47 “You’re a bit of a wildcard” “I am the most consistent character on the entire server” / “What’s this about getting into power” / “We’ll burn this bridge when we get to it”
15:54 “You really are such an English major” / “You’re an idiom” / malaphor / “I’m actually speaking twice as much English as you guys”
18:07 “I think Thunder is overcompensating in the chat” / “Where can you see me” “In my heart” (Karl & Quackity) / Karl not leaving vc
20:33 vc with Niki / “Did Tubbo just leave me? I spaced out for 2 seconds” / “You can’t call everyone the traitor” “I can & will”
22:45 “You know it’s an event when Skeppy’s here” / “You know it’s a big deal when Georgenotfound wakes up” / “Everyone leaves me”
23:31 explaining the traitor thing to Niki / “Maybe I’m a sleeper agent” / had to kill Tubbo
25:03 nothing happened with that creeper / Fundy interrogating Niki / “Why did I train her for MCC”
25:54 “Even YOU’RE leaving me” / sad music / “I’m sitting here with 203k viewers & it’s not enough for any of these streamers to bear talking to me for more than 60 seconds” / Skeppy joins vc to immediately leave
28:50 Karl has a gift for Techno / Karl is just here for the animatic
32:21 “At least the chat won’t leave me” / pays for his music
35:01 “I’m going to destroy the government so bad” / “I hate all of the farming updates on skyblock”
37:45 joining a vc / “I just got stood up in like 4...conversations in rapid succession” / “My new years resolution was to make friends & it’s november & I’ve made zero headway” / Eret switches sides
41:53 Ender chest setup / worried about hotbar management / potions > shields
43:13 vc with allies / “Karl you are literally the biggest third wheel I have ever seen”
45:03 angering the dogs / trident combo
47:13 “D!ck with one ball” (Tubbo)
50:25 “Let’s hope Wil overslept like [George]”
53:09 recruiting Eret / “If you fight on our side we’ll make you the King of Burger King” / “He’ll be an executive citizen” / “I’m surrounded by idiots”
54:58 putting Schlatt on the allies list / “Schlatt is an alcoholic high on protein power” (Fundy)
56:47 can’t trust Eret / “I hate it when you’re right” (Tubbo) / Wilbur joins vc
59:50 having a moment with Hubert / “Not even the mobs like me” / sad music / “I just gained 8k subscribers the sadness is gone” / cow pit exp farm
1:02:57 vc with Niki / “I’m going to join the other vc AHHHHH”
1:05:02 “Once everyone meets up...I have something prepared” / “Technoblade when are you not ready?” “When I joined the server”
1:09:38 “Who do you take me for? Of course I’ve read the Art of War. It’s written by Mozart” / battle planning
1:12:18 “This is the betrayal...happening very slowly”
1:13:35 Pan1 / “This revolution is so doomed”
1:15:29 Dream attack / Quackity dies
1:18:07 “Agree Retweet” / “Violence is the only universal language” / “i have a supply” / “Why do you talk in upwards inflections constantly?”
1:19:57 Techno not getting to talk / “He took it all by force didn’t he” / “Fear into Ear”
1:23:50 Techno telling everyone he has a stash twice / distributing blue / mushroom the fox
1:26:49 Tommy talking over Techno again / “Stop going off on your tangents” “We have food at home”
1:29:30 vault reveal / Tubbo stealing emeralds / secret chest
1:32:40 “Shut up bro you are green as shit” (Tommy) / “Everyone give me back my stuff you don’t deserve it”
1:34:41 no netherite swords / “Who’s the traitor” “Promise we won’t be mad”
1:36:31 battle / Technoblade trident maneuvering / giving rocket launchers to Tubbo & Tommy
1:40:27 killing Karl / Dream bringing out the end crystals / fighting invis Dream / purpled switches sides
1:43:57 Dream wants to talk / 309k / group photos
1:46:08 vc with Dream / “But only if my enemy insists” / in the van with Schlatt / “What are you doing in my drug van? It better not be drugs” / Tommy preparing to shoot Schlatt
1:54:42 “We won” / “We killed an old man with heart problems! It only took 20 of us!” / President Innit / subscribe to Technoblade sign
1:55:57 Dream & Techno talk in chat / Tommy speech / “It was meant to be” / “I don’t think anyone is bowing to Tommyinnit” / “Karl don’t be weird” / Skeppy has a disc
1:59:06 Techno being apprehensive on mute / Tommy makes Wilbur President / “I’ll be the president” “I’m gonna veto that” / “Techno...you’ve taught me that government is not the way to go” / Wilbur makes Tubbo president
2:03:20 “I’m not sure I like where this is going x2” / “I’m not sure this is a good ending” / “Team chaos” “Perhaps”
2:06:20 Techno shoots Tubbo / Philza joins / “You think Schlatt was the cause of your problems? No. It was government” / speech gets interrupted / “The government ends here, I’ll kill it myself!”
2:09:23 Phil kills Wilbur / techno yelling for silence / “Tommy you just did a coup...& instilled yourself as president”
2:12:11 “If you want to be a hero THAN DIE LIKE ONE” / wither spawning / killing his former allies
2:15:09 post fight talks / “There will be no new government today. It will be over my dead body” / “Techno was not the traitor”
2:18:50 “I need to increase the crater that is L’Manberg so that no country can rise in its place” / “Mom says it’s my turn on the flame bow”
2:23:51 “What I’m doing right now is small scale. This is the work of an individual. This is nothing compared to the cruelty governments all around the world [inflict]...systematically” / “Llamas are the primary victims of war” / “I just wanna be apart of the explosion” (George)
2:27:06 Techno joins vc / connor joins the server / “I hope you’re proud of yourself Techno” “I kinda am” / Jack Manifold (Thunder) being broke / netherite armor
2:32:30 “Beach episode” / Techno accidentally joins the L’Manberg vc
2:35:16 the base is compromised / “There’s no way Technoblade would put a clock there if it didn’t mean anything” / got robbed
2:37:37 “If you’re going to ask me how I got all these emerald & arrows that’s a story for another day” / explaining the bedrock / “I can give everyone stuff & it’ll be such a flex”
2:40:24 Greek mythology
2:41:45 The Golden Apple / “They didn’t use discord back then they used skype, so can’t invite Eris” / “Zeus the god of feminism”
2:46:02 Eret recruiting Techno to kill George / joining vc / “Let’s stop him before he gets land” / Awesamdude proposing a fight
2:49:08 “No one can kill me I’m invincible” (logs out) / Dream literally names the turtle potions Sam thinks he hasn’t heard of / “I’m at soup” / “It’s not smack talk he just has that many items”
2:53:06 “Stab him Dream, I’ll shout encouraging words” / Techno fighting Bad & Ant
2:56:23 Dream wins / “I think there was this Dream guy attacking you with some sort of weapon”
3:00:11 turtle potions / Dream hyping up Techno about fighting BBH / Badlands negotiating with George
3:04:34 vc with Philza
3:07:00 spider farm afk’ing / lagging Quackity’s computer
3:09:06 smp earth / Phil only logged on to back Techno up
3:10:32 killing George / “I’m gonna drop his armor off don’t jump me” / not fighting Dream
3:13:00 vc with Karl & Phil / Karl definitely not starting a government / “Chat that was the boring part, don’t leave” / 320k / “Why do we keep scheduling these on Monday?”
3:16:18 “I don’t even want to think about how famous Tommy will be in the future” / “I get a tad bitter” / covid is good for youtubers but obviously bad / “I’m so good at socially distancing”
3:19:51 “Aren’t you tired of being nice Philza? Don’t you just wanna go crazy” / “You should be wary of the old in a profession where people die young” / vc with Eret
3:21:47 “What if you built a slightly larger throne next to it?” / “How are they paranoid of a mole but the guy with a track record of being a traitor gets no questions asked”
3:25:47 “I’m gonna place a block at the bottom & kill you instantly” / reverse mlg / emerald rich even with Tubbo’s theft
3:27:57 “I’ll allow it” / upstairs chests robbed / Eret disconnects with the book
3:32:04 armor sabotage bc he thought it’d be 1v5 / crystals are mutually assured destruction / Wilbur afraid of tnt getting blown up early
3:34:11 the diary was actually Eret’s / “He’s gonna tell everyone who I have a crush on. Nooo” / reading the 100 page book / “Can I not win here?” “No”
3:40:14 “This stream has released more serotonin in my brain than the last 6 months combined” / revolution was overcrowded / could improve the crater
2:43:09 “Awkward ten minute period where I’m just sitting there watching them set up a new government but I can’t kill them yet” / Carl is missing
3:44:34 “The one time Technoblade is gonna roleplay & they talk over him” / “CARL” / “As long as Sapnap isn’t the one that took him there’ll still be hope”
3:46:10 “Once you start using end crystals it’s the only pvp that matters & end crystal pvp is so lame” / Webtoons
3:49:10 “What’s going to happen to you & WIlbur now?” “I don’t know, I think I’m chill with Wilbur” / “The only thing that changed is my voice. Zero personal growth” / lines from the first speech that got interrupted / “King George is trending booo”
3:52:00 1 million twitter followers / “O god it’s been four hours...I am not built for this” / did a 13 hour stream once / sub growth goals
3:56:30 “What the heck is Phil watching”