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billy: don’t let teddy fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

isa: no way.

teddy: which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

billy: guys, just think positive

teddy: global warming

sienna: rising death rates

kenna: aids epidemic

laurel: widespread poverty

mason: mass shootings

mak: gender inequality

clary: world hunger

sienna: is that positive enough?

teddy: i wasn't even that drunk.

billy: you peed on the side of the athena cabin.

teddy: well.

billy: teddy, please, no one here knows we’re dating.

mason: [walking by] yes, we do.

sienna: hey, are you free on friday? like, around 7 pm on friday

teddy: yes?

sienna: what about you?

billy: yes, I am.

sienna: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me. enjoy your date.

teddy: did she just—

teddy: bro-

billy: i just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago, don't you dare call me bro.

sienna: billy, why are you naked?

billy: I...uhh... don’t have any clothes

sienna: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hey teddy, that new skirt you bought, jackets

mason: you've got to go big or go home

teddy:

teddy: *goes home*

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