#demigodsrpg

[incorrectleo]

atlas, after the car is parked: did we forget something?

mason, already pulling out a joint: idk did we

nathan, lost in walmart: i hate this fucking family

[quests-incorrect]

billy: don’t let teddy fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

isa: no way.

teddy: which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

[incorrectleo]

kenna: that's sweet, but do you really think chiron's just gonna let me hang out here with you indefinitely?

mason: yes, just tell him i need supervision. i've spent the last six years building a reputation as an irresponsible goof for this moment.

[incorrectleo]

mason: we're so in sync! we finish each other's....

atlas:

mason: ...sssss...

atlas: ...ssomebody once told me

[incorrectleo]

[ a loud thud ]

kenna: what happened?

nathan: my armor fell.

kenna: that sounded a little heavier than armor?

nathan: i was in the armor when it fell.

[incorrectleo]

nathan: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*

ellie: what did you think a tiger shark was, nathan?

[incorrectleo]

nathan: i'm going to die!!

mason: at least you lived a good life, right?

nathan: i'm fifteen!!

rory: he said good, not long

[incorrectleo]

nathan: how does mason usually get out of these messes?

kenna: he doesn't. he just makes a bigger one that cancels the first one out.