TEXT ► TEDDY
Private Number: It's a shame that our favorite local diner is approaching a menacing iceberg and is sure to sink like the Titanic.
Private Number: Didn't your family ever teach you that lying isn't a good habit to have? Especially when a legacy and your waitresses livelihoods are at stake.
Private Number: You think being kind to Karens and playing the hard worker role will erase your debt?
Private Number: The banks know and I know which means its only a matter of time before everyone knows.












