👄 + Muriel, ilya, portia -- let's just mash em all into one ask
( x )MurielHe takes a deep breath in, pressing his palms together and lifting them to his mouth. “I try not to talk about him too much, since, uh. Y’know. He likes his privacy. But-- but between you and me, he’s probably the actual sweetest person I’ve ever met, under that surly exterior.” A pause. “Don’t tell him I said any of what I’m about to say. I swear to god. I’ll end you.” He eyes his conversational partner for a second, and then, seemingly satisfied, he continues,”--He’s so... fucking calming to be around. Now that we’re used to each other, I mean. Like he might not usually have a whole lot to say but once you get over worrying about what he thinks of you it’s just... nice to chill with him. And... and his smile is... look, have you seen him smile?” He’s totally not blushing. “Actually, forget I said anything. Let’s talk about something else.”JulianSitting back in his seat, his barely touched ale on the table in front of him, he says,”Oh, Julian? He’s, ah--” He turns a bit red. Is it from the alcohol, or something else? “He’s fuckinnnnnnnnnnnn’ illegal amounts of hot, is what he is.” Ah, so both. “Seriously. Who said that was allowed? Excuse me? Excuse me?? Sir? I’m gonna fucking fight you? Have you heard him sing?! It’s so fucking hard to not be weird and gay around him! And then he’s all angsty and brooding sometimes but it’s like, dude, it’s fine, just be the huge fuckin’ dork we all know you can be. Relax, my guy.”Portia“I-- Okay, I feel kinda bad,” he says, rubbing at the back of his neck. “I haven’t talked to her much. Which is a fuckin’ shame, ‘cause every time I do talk to her I come away feeling... lighter. Y’know? You get what I mean. She’s always got some interesting shit to say and ideas about what to do.. God. I really need to hang out with her more often. She’s a fuckin’ delight.”














