Dec 23, 2014
Randomdude: Ah well, I was able to wrap all my Christmas presents on Sunday, so I'll consider it a productive weekend.
Do you have any big Christmas plans?
Me: I would say they are medium-sized plans, to be quite frank. I honestly can't even imagine an interesting way anyone would answer that. Unless maybe you slaughter pigeons to Satan on Christmas... that might be kind of an intriguing answer that begets further conversation... do you celebrate Satan-mas?