your post about schlatt pounding into you relentlessly reminded me of these two posts i saw on twitter yesterday (porn links, btw). the second one reminds me of ted a little more though.
hOLY SHIT😵💫 you’re an angel and you deserve the best in this life for that
warnings: 18+! p!links! fem!reader
the first one is EXACTLY the kind of pounding i was imagining for Schlatt!! he’d have you in prone bone with his hand on the back of your neck, pressing you into the mattress. or!! he’d have a greedy fistful of your hair, pulling your head up so you can’t muffle your moans 🙂↕️☝🏽
AND OH MY GOD the second one is soooo Ted, like he’s definitely a spanker. he’d totally have you hold onto a pillow or one of the many huge stuffed animals he got you and say something like “Hold on, baby.” “That’s right, scream into the pillow. Good girl, honey.”
drinking games but taking edibles/parts of edibles instead
tedschlattreader gamenight? ted and schlatt ganging up on reader to make sure they get highest and take advantage of the situation
this came to me in a dream ☝️
ollie ur actually a fucking genius im gonna kiss u
CW: cnc/dubcon, intox
it was supposed to be a chill evening, you thought. playing games with your best friends was a weekly occurrence online, but the trip you and ted had taken to visit schlatt in new york for a while made the dynamics a lot different. for one thing, it was a lot harder to shit talk them when they were right in front of you. you never thought about how much bigger they were than you, but it was impossible to ignore now that you were around them for a week straight.
shaking off the thoughts you had about the size difference and how it made your stomach churn, you settled down onto your designated spot on the couch. you expected them to take their usual seats on either side of you, and they did after a few minutes of leaving you waiting. but they didn't come empty handed, and it was foolish of you to think they would.
they set a bunch of food items on the coffee table, arranging a spread that was beginning to look like a buffet. inspecting the labels carefully told you that every single item was an edible, and the realization earned a soft gasp from you.
"what the fuck are you guys planning?" you asked accusatorily. schlatt snorted and left the explanation up to the older man.
"we're going to play board games, like we usually do every week," ted started. "but instead of us taking shots or whatever when we lose, like we usually do, whoever lost the round has to pick one edible and either eat the whole thing or take a large bite, depending on the item. does that sound fair?" he glanced at you as he straightened up the countless gummies.
"jesus, how much did you spend on this shit??" you breathed, ignoring his question. ted didn't like being ignored, though, so he placed a large hand on your thigh and gripped it lightly but firmly.
"doesn't matter. i asked you a question. does that sound fair?" ted replied sternly. you nodded, unsure of why they were acting so different.
"don't act like you're the one who paid for this shit," schlatt mumbled as he sank back into the couch.
you giggled and relaxed as well, resting your head on his shoulder as ted went to grab the games. surprisingly, you felt pretty confident that you would be able to make it through the night with ease- you smoked a lot more than either of them, and that made you sure you would be fine, regardless of how many edibles you would end up taking.
but you were nothing if not a stupid, naive little slut.
it wasn't long before their plan became glaringly obvious: gang up on you to get you as far gone as possible. you were taking a gummy every ten minutes, and you had gone through at least two brownies by now.
"you guys are actually fucking evil," you muttered as you rocked back and forth on the floor. "what the fuck did i do to deserve this?" you asked them from your spot on the floor across the coffee table. you had eaten enough of the food that there was a good space for you guys to play a tabletop game now, and they had stopped trying to hide the fact that they were teaming up on you and were showing each other the cards they had so that they could maximize your punishments.
"nono, play that one, 'cuz i've got this, see?" ted murmured, pointing to something in his fanned out stack. schlatt nodded in understanding and plopped something on the table with a shit eating grin.
"take another one. we win," he bragged. you just hung your head in your hands and sighed deeply.
"fuck it," you whispered as you polished off a cookie the size of your hand. after finishing it, you clambered onto the couch and flopped face down, higher than you had ever been and desperate for some stability.
you heard ted and schlatt snicker before the older man joked, "look, dude it worked, she's already face down, ass up for us."
his words stirred you from your haze and you turned to face them, cheeks burning at how they looked at you.
"she's always ready for us, ted. our own personal little slut to share between us, she can't fuckin' help herself from showin' us her pretty little backside," schlatt teased cruelly, eyes locked on yours. you let out a strangled moan and buried your face back into the soft cushion, trying miserably to hide how turned on you were.
but they knew. they always know, it's their job to know. to take care of you when you get like this, to make you feel so good you can't speak. and you always let them. it's not like this would be any different because they got you belligerently high. if anything, it would make things much more pleasurable.
so when schlatt came up behind you and pulled off your bottoms, and ted pulled your head up by your hair so he could make out with you? of course you did nothing to stop them (how could you?). you let them manhandle you until you were nude on schlatt's clothed lap and ted stood up on his knees next to you, unbuckling his pants.
"dude, let me get her on my cock before you shove that thing down her throat," schlatt scoffed when the older man pulled out his length and scooted closer to you.
ted shoved him roughly, using one hand to keep you steady so he could slide his tip into your mouth. "shut the fuck up," he growled hungrily. schlatt whined angrily and watched as ted entered your throat inch by inch, admiring the bulge visible on your neck whenever he fucked deep into your face.
eventually, ted pulled out, smiling at the way you gasped and heaved, and gestured for schlatt to position you on his shaft, which he had brought out and was stroking at this point. he did so excitedly, groaning as you slid all the way down it before beginning to pump into you at a fast pace.
"easy, man, she's super high," ted warned him. schlatt just huffed and continued, picking you up and slamming you down onto him for a few minutes while ted watched and pumped himself in his fist. you were a wreck, wailing and moaning like they had never heard you before. your head lolled back after a bit, eyes rolling back into your head and fluttering closed as you sat there and took everything he was giving you.
soon, ted tapped him and signaled for him to help move you onto your hands and knees. it took a bit for them to get you propped up enough to be of any use, but once they did, they traded places. schlatt took your mouth, grabbing a fistful of your hair to use as leverage, and ted rammed into you from the back, harshly spanking you every now and then.
"fuck, she looks so pretty like this, doesn't she?" ted asked breathlessly.
"mm. looks like a slut," schlatt chided as he gripped your hair tighter. you whimpered for him and did your best to hold yourself up, but your legs were getting shaky, and you were about to cum for the third time.
"c'mere," ted leaned in, taking the back of schlatt's head and guiding it so they were locked in a sloppy kiss above you. the pressure of them leaning on you to be able to reach each other like that forced ted deeper into you, and you clenched around his cock as you sobbed through your orgasm.
you wished so desperately that you could see them making out above you, they knew how turned on it made you and it was truly malicious to deny you the simple pleasure of seeing them kiss.
ted pulled away and used his thumb to wipe the string of saliva that kept them connected from schlatt's lips. "i'm close," he grunted, thrusts intensifying until he finally slammed into you one last time and spilled inside you.
"my turn, move," schlatt grumbled as he withdrew from your mouth and shuffled to take ted's spot. a bit of cum leaked from your hole when ted pulled out and schlatt was quick to collect it on one finger and swipe it into his mouth. he moaned at the taste as he slid into you with ease and started pounding you relentlessly. his eyes screwed shut and he tilted his head back, letting the feeling of your pussy and his best friend's cum coating his dick take over him.
soon he was gripping your hips so hard bruises were beginning to form, and ted watched through lidded eyes as the younger man finally finished deep inside you with a loud groan. you collapsed as soon as he pulled out and ted immediately helped you to the bathroom, leaving schlatt to catch his breath.
once you were cleaned up, ted helped you find and change into some comfortable pjs and led you to schlatt's bed that they had decided beforehand you would all share tonight. he made sure you were settled with everything you could possibly need before returning to the living room to find schlatt staring at the ceiling.
"c'mon, man, come lay in bed with us," ted offered.
"it's my bed, asshole. don't invite me to my own bed," schlatt retorted.
"wouldn't be the first time," the older man chuckled before shaking his head and heading back to where you were resting.
There’s been talk of a Ted and Schlatt camping video, now, picture this with me.
Ted, Schlatt and reader, talking, smoking, drinking, shooting the shit around the fire when it takes a turn, ends up with reader between them in bed?
i will KILL for tedschlatt x reader you don’t understand !!
MDNI 18+
cw: afab!reader, dubcon-ish, double pen, anal (pls use lube i beg of you), spit roasting, a lot of piv (pls use protection), v rough, ted is a head pusher, i’d say both dom!schlatt and dom!ted, just p0rn no plot once again, lmk if i missed anything!
oh my god
here’s what i’m thinking. essentially, you’re all sharing a tent. there’s a double and twin air mattress in the small tent. but, the guys said they’d share the bigger one with you. they don’t mind having you sleep between them. not when they can have you all to themselves when you’re all together in bed.
you’re facing ted while your back is towards schlatt, his arm around your waist while he’s leaving sloppy kisses and harsh marks in the crook of your neck. ted has his hands exploring up your shirt, squeezing your tits as he leaves kisses all over your face and trailing down to your chest.
they end up dp’ing you, schlatt in your ass (let’s pretend you’ve been stretched properly for him 😳) and ted in your sweet cunt. bodies pressing against each other, your leg wrapped around ted’s hip. both schlatt and ted’s hands grab your body with harsh grips. one of schlatt’s hands trailed over to your tits, playing with your nipples. you let out a soft moan for him, leaning back into him slightly. you could hear him chuckle under his breath as he leaned over to kiss your neck.
or OR OR !!!
spitroasting in the tent 😳
ted’s cock in your mouth, fucking your throat while schlatt’s fucking you. the nasty sounds of choking and slapping coming from the tent.
ted being a head pusher 👀
ted pushing your head to take his cock deeper into your throat. one hand on your head, the other coming down to slap your ass. your moans vibrate on his cock, making ted groan loudly. ted reaches for schlatt, pulling him into a kiss. you could hear the two men sloppy kissing above you, making you clench your cunt around schlatt’s cock.
they break away before schlatt says, “fuck toots, can feel you squeezin’ my cock. like when we kiss, huh? fuckin’ slut.” your face burns bright red, nodding with ted’s cock still in ur mouth.
ted smirks as he pushes your head again, this time slapping the back of his hand that was pushing your head, forcing you to gag loudly. warm tears wet your cheeks as well as the occasional drool from being throat fucked <3
i,,,, got carried away
working on some requests! thanks to everyone that’s sent something in! i really appreciate all the love!
A/N: Not technically a request for me specifically, but for @chiyox , as they requested a Ted led polycule smut<3 also big appreciation for the group chat for helping me come up with the name!!
It wasn't unusual to be in this position, making out with your boyfriends as they grope and grab at anything they can, just to get their hands on you.
Ted's hands were wrapped around your waist, his lips against your neck while Schlatt's large hands groped your breasts, giving you hot, wet, sloppy, open-mouthed kisses to your mouth.
They were both moaning and groaning, and you definitely were too. The way they were so gentle, yet so rough with you only made it more arousing.
Schlatt stood up to start commanding the two of you, which was usually what happened. He was pretty dominant on the usual, and usually it was just what felt right. But this time...
"Ted, peel off her shirt."
"Schlatt... maybe we could try something new this time?" Ted asked curiously, smirking up at him.
"Like what?"
Ted stood from his place on the bed next to you, where you just watched in awe. He wasn't usually this confident in these situations. It's almost like he flipped a switch.
"On your knees, pretty boy," Ted responded in a deep growl, to which Schlatt obeyed quickly, a small whimper escaping his lips as he looked up from where he knelt.
"So good. And so quick to obey. How nice." He smiled smugly at the bear of a man, unbuckling his belt without hesitation.
You continue to watch from the bed, blushing heavily from the arousal of watching the two of them.
Ted continues to remove the pants from his waist, unbuttoning and unzipping them before pulling them down with his boxers. This reveals how hard he really is, which was concealed prior by his pants, as his cock springs free.
He gives it a few strokes with his own hand, slow and steady as his gaze stays on Schlatt.
"Undress yourself, baby. Both of you. Strip for me," Ted mumbles, pulling you off of your shared bed by your hand and switching places with you.
He watches as you willing strip your upper body of the one garment that was keeping you from being bare from the waist up—Schlatt's Obama family sweater.
Ted ogles at your now bare chest, beckoning you over as he continues to stroke himself. Schlatt watches on, hesitating to strip for Ted. He wasn't so used to being a submissive person, but the way Ted looked at him and spoke made him one.
"What are you waiting for, sweetheart? Strip for me. I'm waiting."
Schlatt whimpers again, pulling off his iconic brown suede button up and his black shirt, now making him bare from the waist up as well.
Ted hums in approval as he gropes and massages your chest, taking a breast in his hand and massaging before doing the same to the other. His other hand was still busy on his dick, giving slow strokes as pre come started to ooze from his tip.
"You're both so pretty. Bottoms too... c'mon," he commanded, and you both obeyed no problem.
Schlatt was only wearing shorts with no boxers underneath, which made it no secret how rock hard he had gotten from all of this commanding from Ted. He pulled the shorts off, letting the meat between his legs spring free, already leaking without even being touched.
"Well, look at that... looks like someone likes being a sub..." Ted teased, which let a whine escape from Schlatt.
"Shut up..." he mumbled in response, now shy about how he looked. His hand fell between his legs, the skin of his arm brushing against the hardness to hide it.
"Now come on, babe. Don't hide yourself. You know I love how hard I make you."
Schlatt makes a noise, something between a whimper and a whine, and moves the arm that was once hiding him.
"Better." Ted turns his attention to you, "now your turn, babygirl. Show me what pretty panties you have on today."
"Yes sir..." you mumble, pulling down your comfy shorts to reveal the lacy black panties that they had gifted you for your anniversary. On the back of them they were personalized, your name in bedazzled letters on the waistband.
Ted almost gasps at the sight, groaning as he takes it in. "Look at you... how gorgeous you look... doesn't she look beautiful, Schlatt?"
He can only whimper and nod, which earns some tutting from Ted.
"Ah, you can give me more than that. Use your words, Jay."
"Y-Yes... she looks delicious... sir..."
"Good boy..." Ted purrs in response, smirking. "Now both of you on your knees. Give daddy some lovin'."
You both fall to your knees in response, Ted grinning at the submissive duo before him. His eyes bounce back and forth between you two, half-lidded with lust.
He leans back, grabbing a pillow from the head of the bed and laying it under his head as he relaxes.
You lean in without a thought, licking the precum off of the tip of his cock. He groans in response, chuckling softly.
"Good job, sweetheart... so eager... get in here Jay..."
He leans in, dragging his tongue along the underside of Ted's cock, from base to tip. Ted swears under his breath, lying back on the pillow as he huffs.
"Fuck... you two are gonna be the death of me, aren't you?" He teases, earning a giggle from you. But you and Schlatt share a glance, and a smile, before making out on Ted's cock.
Your tongues find each other against the head, swirling and slurping around it before they do. Ted's moans and groans and swears get ever louder when you both start slurping your designated sides of his dick, before taking turns putting his entire member down your throats for more than just a few head bobs.
" 'm gonna fuckin' cum... oh fuck..." Ted swears, sitting up to get into a better position for his next request. "Get on the bed, y/n. Jay, you fuck her pretty little mouth, yeah? Think you can do that?" He asks in a pathetic voice as he grabs Schlatt's chin.
You do as you're told, getting on your hands and knees on the comfortable bed as Schlatt makes his place in front of you. You look up at him with prey like eyes, so innocent and mock afraid of what was to come of you.
Ted gets behind you, leaving a hefty slap on your ass before leaning in to wet what he was about to use. His fingers spread the lips between your legs, tongue finding your clit effortlessly. Ted's moans ring throughout your body, and the wet contact makes you shiver.
"Fuck, Ted! Please, put it in... I need it so bad..." you beg, but his tongue has other plans.
He continues to lick and slurp at the slit before him, his thumbs separating your thighs to give him easier access. You whine at the feeling, one of your hands wrapping to the back of your body to pull at Ted's hair, gasping for air at his skilled tongue.
Schlatt looks down at you, lifting your chin and lining himself up. "Should I start, sir?" He asks softly, tapping the tip of his cock on your tongue while you pant.
Ted breaks away from your pussy breathlessly, humming. "Mm... Do it. Fuck her pretty throat while I have dessert before the main course..." he mumbles against the skin of your thigh, taking a nibble of it before diving right back in between your legs.
Schlatt obeys, like the submissive man he was now, and slowly pushes his dick into your mouth. Ted helps you position yourself better by pulling both of your arms to him, which lifts your upper body into a better spot for Schlatt.
Schlatt groans at the new feeling, his hand holding the back of your head for leverage as he thrusts slowly into your throat.
Ted finally decides he's had enough of the taste, sitting up and wiping his mouth of the juices that mixed with his saliva around his lips. The sudden loss of the warm, wet tongue against your skin makes you quiver, moaning around Schlatt's cock at the loss of contact. But the loss is quickly filled, as you feel Ted's dick head rubbing against the soaking wet lips.
You want to curse, you want to moan and beg for him to just put it in already, but your mouth is being filled and emptied in quick succession by the seemingly giant man in front of you. His pace has quickened easily, which has made it hard for you to make any noise besides the gagging.
Ted continues to tease you, barely pressing against your hole as he sucks in a quick breath through his teeth. "You're soaked, doll... let me help you finish, hm?"
And with that, he slowly presses into you, all the way back, until he bottoms out into you. The filling makes you sob around Schlatt, but Ted matches Schlatt's pace pretty fast.
They both end up pounding into you with relentless thrusts, Ted still holding you up in place for Schlatt to use your throat. It isn't long before Schlatt is nearing his release, whimpering and whining.
"Ted... I need to... please, fuck..." he moans, looking down at you as your eyes roll up to meet his, the gags taking over before you could moan.
"That fast, Jay? I'm a little disappointed..." Ted mumbles between breaths. "You can go a little longer, pretty boy. And if you don't, you get edged next time, understand?"
First, Schlatt can only nod, but he corrects himself shortly after. "Yes sir..." he moans out, rolling his head back in pleasure.
"That's my good boy."
Ted continues the relentless strokes into your wet cunt, hitting just the right spot every time.
Schlatt, however, has slowed down to keep himself from finishing too early.
Ted continues his strokes for what feels like forever, which causes your spit to dribble down your chin from Schlatt's constant strokes.
Despite loving every second, it gives you a wave of relief to hear Ted's unmistakable moans, marking the end of his relentless pace.
"Fuck... so close, babygirl... almost there..." he mumbles, beginning to slow his strokes to make it last as long as he can. "Schlatt... go ahead... fill her throat, baby."
Schlatt gets excited over the permission he was given, returning to the quick thrusting he had before. It didn't last very long, though, and he emptied his hot cum into the back of your throat. His whinier moans alerted Ted that he was finished, watching as he pulled out of your mouth.
"Good job, Jay... did so good filling our pretty girl's mouth... now watch as I fill her little pussy..." Ted moans, thrusting slow but deep still into you.
He releases your hands from the grip he's had on them, moving his hands to your waist to grip your hips, using them as handles to help him push as deep as he could go. He let one go, reaching underneath you to find your clit, rubbing slow, smooth circles into it.
Your moaning let him know he was doing a good job, now that you had swallowed every last drop of Schlatt's hard work. He grinned as he helped you up by your chin, still making those circles around your sensitive nub. He pulled you up so you were flesh against his chest, his arm wrapping around your waist as he thrusted up into you again with power and quickness.
"Feel that, baby? Feel how deep daddy is inside of you? Hm?" He grumbles into your ear, locking eyes with Schlatt, who was watching in sexual frustration as his cock hardened again.
"Oh fuck, baby... here it comes."
"I'm so close too, daddy! Please, let me come!" You moan, out of breath from the overstimulation.
"Cum with me, babygirl. Let go on daddy's cock..." Ted responds with heavy breath, letting it ghost against your skin.
You feel the build up, the quivering of your walls begging for release. You know he can feel it too, his breath shaky from it.
Finally, after all of this waiting, you feel Ted slam into you, feel his hot liquid spilling into you. You finally feel yourself start to cum on him, almost screaming at the feeling of sweet release.
He carries out the high, not letting a single drop be wasted onto the sheets as he huffs a final heavy breath in your ear.
"Holy shit... that felt so fuckin' good..." Ted moans, looking at Schlatt for confirmation.
Schlatt can only whimper, his cock beginning to flush and leak once more.
"Aw, is someone not done?" Ted pouts, teasing Schlatt.
