#teeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa

[pseudowho]

hypothetically, if u had to live off of one beverage your entire life what would it be

Yorkshire tea by Taylors of Harrogate, with a dash of milk and half a teaspoon of honey.

Easy.

Next.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[officerjennie]

I have this idea in mind.. Hashirama loves to drink but how about Tobirama? I am picturing him as someone who would just get tipsy with one cup of sake. (* one reason for how Hashi ended up higher tolerance to alcohol - young Tobi with the speed of god tended to switch his sake cup with his Brother empty cups*) When madara found out about Tobi’s drinking habit... he ended up tormenting/teasing Tobi.. (*pulling pigtails).. end game - MadaTobi.. what do you think?

I’ve always headcanoned Tobirama as someone who doesn’t drink - whether that was just because he’d seen how absolutely shit-faced and foolish his brother turned while on it, or because he just could not handle it. So I love this xD

Something tells me Tobi would come to regret all those times he slipped his brother alcohol. Hashirama’s now able to drink the whole village under the table, and he just keeps drinking. There’s no stopping him now (until someone finds out he can handle liquor but not wine, and suddenly Hashirama’s drunk after his second glass).

Madara would 100% tease Tobirama over his lack of a tolerance, even if it didn’t bother Tobi at all. But he’d end up getting cocky about it, drinking more than he’d ever done in his life, and would get completely shitfaced.

Shitfaced Madara is a cuddler. He also has no brain-to-mouth filter, and spills his guts about his feelings for the younger Senju - and does not remember even a teeny bit of the night afterwards.

Would Tobirama even be able to look at Madara afterwards, avoiding him out of sheer embarrassment over the situation? Would he lord knowing one of Madara’s secrets over his head just to watch the Uchiha slowly descend further into madness because what do you know Senju??? Or would he just show up at the Uchiha’s house a few days later, unannounced, face and ears tinted pink as he requests Madara’s presence for dinner at a restaurant down the way?

[ellalouna]

poll time guys. should i make a separate tea blog? you know, for all my tea posts.